hug ur dogs 4 me

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[deadgoliath]

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[anxietyproblem]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

[savedgame]

[ispyspookymansion]

id in alt

[deanwinchesterapologist]

professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

[funnytwittertweets]

[charlottan]

[ojibwa]

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[rosalarian]

I went on a date with a guy on vacation from Switzerland a couple years ago, and had almost this exact conversation with him when it came time to pay for the meal. He knew tipping was part of our culture and always left a few dollars because, as he said, “your minimum wage is so low compared to everywhere else” and I informed him that servers make less than half of minimum wage and the rest comes from tips, and he was horrified. Like he had just witnessed a murder. He about emptied his wallet out on the table and vowed to tip 25% anytime he was in America. As someone who has worked as a server/bartender, I know a lot of folks in our industry don’t like serving foreign customers because they don’t tip well/at all, but it’s because we’re the only country that does things in this fucked up way, and they truly don’t know that in many places, people are making $2/hr. Like, yes, sometimes you can get enough tips to be making $30+/hr, but then there’s all the side work you have to do that nobody tips you for, the hour before open/after close where you are prepping and cleaning, the complete lack of breaks despite it being illegal. The best industry job I ever had paid me the full minimum wage instead of the server min. That’s extremely rare. I wore the soles completely off my shoes and destroyed my knees and had no social life for an industry that considers $10/hr to be a crazy high wage.

[98percentburrito]

your minimum hourly wage is our minimum daily wage 🙄

[konoko]

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[funny-tik-toks]

[throckmorton2018]

True himbo representation

[seawitchmimi]

i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

[weirdqueernerd]

He what?

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed_News

[haileggs]

AMAZING!!!! Amazing.

[memeuplift]