Extraordinary

Blanket warning for hypermobility. There will be jokes about vampire sex. born eighteen hundred and ninety seven ambidextrous cricketer (metaphorical,) frequently NSFW.

[tophatandboots]

For the purposes of overextending a metaphor, a pony can be a horse.

[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[hurricane-eva]

[conretewings]

Came across one of those terrible reblog this or else posts so for me and everyone else who runs into those please enjoy this good boy 🐶🌼

[vedurnan]

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[chiimeramanticore]

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ohnoitstbskyen]

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

[minyard-05]

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

[st-just]

Watching any Shakespeare play for the first time is always fun because you get to find out where another 5% of the famous quotes and figures of speech you've ever heard come from.

[lascitasdelashoras]

Jessie Willcox Smith - Young Woman Gazing

[saintduvide]

gothic aesthetic save me

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is