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so i've been wanting to edit this thing, and uh,,, not sure what to do. So hello, I'm dave, I'm 25 and I like to game. Welcome!!!

[mrronkaa]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[weaselknievel]

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime

[3000s]

[oliver-swanick]

YEAHAHHH

WHO ONE THE LOTTERHy

I DID

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[junglejim4322]

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

[ruinedchildhood]

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[goldensunset]

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

what happens to you

i am so dead

i need to go to the hospital

maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

i’m totally fine

i’m totally fine and i’m happy

my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

n/a

Voting ended onJan 11

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

[jkthinkythoughts]

I'm sitting next to a poster depicting the first 12 canonical Doctors. My life is about to very much go off the rails.

[lezbians]

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

[sukimas]

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

[sukimas]

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

[pc-98s]

[demilypyro]

y'all scared to moan? i be in my girl’s ear like

[orchidboy]

hi can i come over and immediately fall asleep

[dogpuppy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[pukicho]

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

[ikimaru]

accidental double date!

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[adventofthedemon-king]

Great job everyone