Jesus Saves

Words to describe me include but are not limited to: Well dressed. Soul searcher. Adventure enthusiast. Lame yet cool. Zen. Contradictory. Bad story-teller. Best secret keeper. But mainly, in the words of my father and Spongebob, a (goofy) goober.

[kaijuno]

Little bath beads of pain

[squided]

this shit was a better anticongestant than anything you could buy at walgreens

[thefrogman]

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[one-night-look]

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[cloududart]

[paprika]

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[trackspyro-deactivated20250524]

When your parent or guardian catches you being lazy

[outmatch]

[stability]

I love her

[rlyhigh]

[lallysbroch]

[nootydooty]

[ironwoman359]

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

[fangirltothefullest]

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

[ironwoman359]

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

[isnt]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[hydro-homies]

Where is the lie tho?