hi

I have returned

[mavoagogo]

coming back here is very wild because last time I was on here I was posting thirst traps and now i’m a wife with a desk job. time isn’t real.

[sleepy-bebby]

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[deaths-accountant]

to increase steel production 300%

[vajracchedika]

☝️

[vampurrring]

What if I got weirder

[ex1st]

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

[ryderdire]

I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

[radiofreeslowzone]

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

[frankiecorleone]

what are ur beliefs

whatever’s funniest

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Berry!!

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[slimetony]

Did you hear that they are replacing websites and social mead with a lovely dim sum meal with all your friends twice a year

[funnytwittertweets]

[2glassesofchianti]

This is my whole life model tbh and it's kind of working for me.

[mavoagogo]

[catchymemes]

[chloe-seviche]