I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!

. I CAN'T CONTROL 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 . INSIDE THERE'S 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗘 NO MATTER WHERE I GO 𝕀'𝕄 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼!~

[a-dragons-tears]

wh-HOW ARE YOU HERE-

OHGODTHEYFOUNDME

anyways

hello there random ahh person on the internet this is where my art, random-ass-screaming, simping, and ~DEPRESSION~ is gonna be.

Feel free to harass me LOL

[a-dragons-tears]

I hate being what i think is a plural entity because my plurality doesn't feel like others

nobody else names their others but i didn't choose their names, they named themselves, nobody else talks about being able to see into the headspace and speak with the others, but we can

also hate the fact that we switch between i/my and we/ours involuntarily based on stress

[a-dragons-tears]

guys Gabriel ultrakill is one of the worst people to fictionkin with why the hell am i listening to his boss battle theme i listened to this shit once and them memorized his entire monologues yes Plural All of them Help what the fuck is wrong with me </3

[a-dragons-tears]

Teaser..~

Lawyer wanted us to draw their 'human' form. This is life now :P

[a-dragons-tears]

OMG I NEVER POSTED THE FULL THING?!! HERE Y'ALL GO OMFG I AM SO SORRY I NEVER POSTED IT

Really js random notes on em and stuff, but i REALLY like the messy art.

Here's a bonus lawyer too :>

[a-dragons-tears]

R-O-T-T-I-N-G

LET ME OUT.

.TUO EM TEL

[fancysheepnacho]

[a-dragons-tears]

me too!!!

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[multiversal-pudding]

Yeah no- we’re taking this linguistic drift and shoving it right back the direction it’s supposed to be. Chat, kill this AI Slop NOW

[a-dragons-tears]

Chat, send this ai slop to tartarus.

Oh wait, that won't work BeCAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING SOUL

[a-dragons-tears]

I have a love hate relationship with tfc

like i love the character designs, sick concept, but like- The stalker warning is genuinely so for me I wish i could get into that shit without thinking of 50+ people who have sent me death threats and shit

[a-dragons-tears]

fuck it i wanna participate in mermay ima js draw my water dragons n shit and pretend it qualifies because i don't know fish anatomy

[a-dragons-tears]

Remember the first time i read sleuth Jesters

[a-dragons-tears]

Mama's boy is such a relatable song

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[a-dragons-tears]

i only have to say that i genuinely thought the jug of tea was a jug of syrup at first </3

[a-dragons-tears]

harass

AAAAA

[a-dragons-tears]

Gabriel Ultrakill has had me in a chokehold since 3PM yesterday I decided to draw an angel yesterday

Listening to his theme song today, i came out with two drawings, casual little angel doodles. Wanted to post them here because... Why not?

Here's the first one. I really like traditional art, and it'd been a while since i drew angels. Practice, really, before i did the second one.

The second one, HOWEVER-

HELLO?!!? WH-WHAT?! WHO ARE YOU!? I DREW THIS?!

I MADE THAT?!?!!?

[a-dragons-tears]

Teaser..~

Lawyer wanted us to draw their 'human' form. This is life now :P

[traaansfem]

F

[esterbell]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[a-dragons-tears]

dgo

[a-dragons-tears]

genuinely fucking hate humans

rambling in tags