the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:
The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesnât want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
this random swamp witch whoâs mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so sheâs dtf
a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesnât want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also sheâs possessed. letâs be real, she probably regrets being in this group
a dwarf whoâs wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats
Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game
