[youtubeswordsofwisdom]

““Coronavirus didn’t break America; it revealed everything that was already broken.””

— YouTube Comment, 2020

[jericosilvers]

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[blackness-by-your-side]

[cute-animals-only]

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[toastbutteregg]

do guys also screenshot messages from girls?

[nordacious]

ok but this tea eviscerated my mustache

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

[yourmutualfriends-deactivated20]

*gets dumped once*

Shuttem down girls it’s over

[a-dump]

You don’t talk about us the same way i do. I can tell and I’m terrified. You say we’re not ready for shit but there isnt anything you could throw at me that would change the way i feel about you. I try to be poetic but fuck man you make my head spin and i can’t think. Ig that’s why i seem like such an idiot around you.

[a-dump]

I changed this blog completely

So this was an aesthetic blog but now it’s going to be me ranting about my love life and other Shit. So unfollow if you don’t wanna see that lol thx

[sixpenceee]

A staircase constructed by Leonardo Da Vinci. 

[pre-party]

[davidwerkstatt]

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]