A Dustland Fairytale

Eloise. Swiftie. Policy wonk. Type 4. My sense of humor is my only redeeming quality.

[columbusswift]

he had a friendship bracelet and a dream

[the-chelseahotel]

How it started How it’s going

[reinvent-and-believe]

heated rivalry text posts

[livelovelaugh-777]

[jellybeandrawsthings]

[lonesomebarns]

do u think. post trk. ronan is back at that store and he sees that snowglobe and for some reason he feels compelled to buy it. he doesn't know why, but something is tugging on the back of his shirt and telling him to. and back at the barns in the sunlight the glitter is so bright and alive and it feels like someone else would love this but he can't place who and it bothers him to no end so he just shakes it again and watches the glitter fall and revels in the feeling of almost.

[thememedaddy]

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[ambiguousparrish]

Merlin: A Summary

[rozanovs]

will you come to my cottage this summer? don't go to russia. come to my house. we'll have so much fun. it's so private. no one will know. we could have a week or even two. we'd be completely alone. together.

↳ heated rivalry week 2026, day five: favourite character

[eloiscbridgerton]

SHRINKING 3.07 – I Will Be Grape

[firstprinced]

1.05 -> 1.06 (lmao girl pick a struggle)

[firstprinced]

#unstoppable force (ilya's impish jester impulse) meets immovable object (ilya's jealousy over shane)

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[heatedrivalrysource]

François Arnaud pictured with PWHL players, Hilary Knight and Hannah Bika at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscars party

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[teaboot]

Some more sweet bangers from Pastor D

Following the rules of the church are less important than following the attitudes Jesus exemplified [in a debate about if it would be okay to break traditional rules and give the leftover loaf of communion bread to a hungry and poor attendee]

Don’t get so caught up in observing ceremonies and following traditions that you forget why they started to begin with

The words you use aren’t as important as what you mean when you use them [new kid was somehow wildly confused about his name and started respectfully calling him Batman]

[echofades]

SHRINKING 3.07 | I Will Be Grape