🍃Emre🍃

A ginger vampire that lives to be a menace

[a-ginger-notvampire]

HEY SEXY!

Heyy um... hi! Ya come here often?

What's wrong with my eye? Shut up.

Why am I ginger? No soul.

The scars on my neck? Skin cancer.

Why am I so sexy and amazing? Not sure, I just am. 🤷‍♀️

All I do is live to annoy people...people like you. You wanna do something illegal? Like um- drugs? I'm your guy!

My ginger vampire is made for the soul purpose of annoying @the-freak-of-humanity

They are such bffs/enemies/lots of things

My main blog is @sist3r-elizab3th

He has a lazy eye that droops if he isnt focused

His name is Emre.

He thinks he has charm and he seriously does...in his own weird way.

[the-freak-of-humanity]

Wanna go on a shopping spree with me? I stole Arthur's credit card and I need new eyeliner.

Oh absolutely! Ill be over in 10 with a proper outfit and ideas on how to max his card out<33333333333

[tota11y-aliv3]

I love when you aren't absolutely and utterly intolerable! Also we need to avoid GoOd SiR aRtHuR, so come in through the back.

[the-freak-of-humanity]

I may be a vampire but I'm not a monster!

And entirely fine with me, I honestly dont gwt why you dont kill him or somethin..

[tota11y-aliv3]

Some strange "You are mine" thing he says he claimed me and for some reason I can't leave him. I can never tell if he wants to be my dad or my daddy and I hate him. 😒

ALSO EMRE IS COMING BECUASE I LOVE HIM!

ISN'T THAT RIGHT BABES!? @a-ginger-notvampire

[a-ginger-notvampire]

I'm questioning it because you called me a leprechaun...BUT YOU LOVE MEE??!?!?! AWWW!!!

But free stuff makes me happy so I'll definitely be there! 😋

[a-ginger-notvampire]

Mall date? I have like unlimited spending right now.

Hehehe hehehee...

Yeah! I like free money!

I want to go to the back of Spencer's to laugh at the penises. 🥺

[tota11y-aliv3]

Where does one get garlic scented perfume?

I have a posseive vampire, a ginger, and a freak with shaved sides that won't leave me alone.

Kumo's okay I guess but y’know if he's in the range he's in the range. 🤷‍♀️

[a-ginger-notvampire]

JOKES ON YOU THAT WON'T KEEP ME AWAY

Garlic just makes me gassy... 😒

[cloudfangs]

I wish I had a freaky vampire to biteuhhhh

I wish I had a freaky vampire to biteuhhh...

[the-freak-of-humanity]

I VOLUNTEER

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!!

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How do I downvote this interaction?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How was it being soulless before becoming a not vampire?

Is this because I'm ginger?

I guesssss it was fineee 🙄 I also used to live at the end of a rainbow. Doing Irish jigs with a belt buckle on my hat.

Are you happy now?😡

[tota11y-aliv3]

I'm very happy!

You lived at the end of the rainbow and now you are one! Man, it always comes full circle doesn’t it? 😊

[a-ginger-notvampire]

I LIKE WOMEN!!!!! I'll prove it to you if you want😏

[tota11y-aliv3]

...

I might be able to be convinced

[a-ginger-notvampire]

OMG OMG I-I mean-

...

Teehee..

Yay!

[tota11y-aliv3]

Nonchalant, yeah?

[the-freak-of-humanity]

The only vampire that was or is ever truly nonchalant is Dracula..

[tota11y-aliv3]

What? Do you study about and jerk off to Dracula or something? Why do you know this?

[the-freak-of-humanity]

You dont??? I thought everyone did that..

[a-ginger-notvampire]

I don't do that....

Unless it's the one from Hotel Transylvania..

He's fine asl and SO IS HIS DAUGHTER😛😛😛

[tota11y-aliv3]

It's so good being a human and not a vampire, right Mel?

*with nonchalant aura*

- @a-ginger-notvampire

Yeah.

You know humans don't typically say they're humans, right?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

Shhhh!

I mean like...in order to confirm you are a human, you gotta say it..right?

[tota11y-aliv3]

Right! Of course, that makes complete and total sense from two real humans.

[a-ginger-notvampire]

[tota11y-aliv3]

It's so good being a human and not a vampire, right Mel?

*with nonchalant aura*

- @a-ginger-notvampire

Yeah.

You know humans don't typically say they're humans, right?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

Shhhh!

I mean like...in order to confirm you are a human, you gotta say it..right?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How was it being soulless before becoming a not vampire?

Is this because I'm ginger?

I guesssss it was fineee 🙄 I also used to live at the end of a rainbow. Doing Irish jigs with a belt buckle on my hat.

Are you happy now?😡

[tota11y-aliv3]

I'm very happy!

You lived at the end of the rainbow and now you are one! Man, it always comes full circle doesn’t it? 😊

[a-ginger-notvampire]

I LIKE WOMEN!!!!! I'll prove it to you if you want😏

[tota11y-aliv3]

...

I might be able to be convinced

[a-ginger-notvampire]

OMG OMG I-I mean-

...

Teehee..

Yay!

[a-ginger-notvampire]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

U free 2nite? I wanted 2 follow up on that bet or whtevr we had..

- @the-freak-of-humanity

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I got nothn better to do. where y wanna meet? I'm toatss ready to win lol >:)

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

What about that club on the cornr of Hamilton? I know a guy tht can get us in qwik asf.. (may hav slept arund wit him a bit.. yk how it is..)

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

Yeh OK whore. I'm dwn to meet up, be there in 10. Brng $, cant just leav without paying...IK ur tab is HUGEE!!!!

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing..

Alr.. And my tab is not!! I dnt even got 1.. ppl just buy me drinks.. (unlike u..)

But I'll be there in 15, gotta kiss the harem goodnite, yk?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I'll kiss Clarice and I'll be on my way. First round on me. <3

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

Weirdo... You know imma win tho, so get redi for whatevr we actually bet for this..

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I'll give u like...

6 million vampire tokens or smth

(Prolly just braggin rights and free drinkz)

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How was it being soulless before becoming a not vampire?

Is this because I'm ginger?

I guesssss it was fineee 🙄 I also used to live at the end of a rainbow. Doing Irish jigs with a belt buckle on my hat.

Are you happy now?😡

[tota11y-aliv3]

I'm very happy!

You lived at the end of the rainbow and now you are one! Man, it always comes full circle doesn’t it? 😊

[a-ginger-notvampire]

I LIKE WOMEN!!!!! I'll prove it to you if you want😏

[a-ginger-notvampire]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

U free 2nite? I wanted 2 follow up on that bet or whtevr we had..

- @the-freak-of-humanity

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I got nothn better to do. where y wanna meet? I'm toatss ready to win lol >:)

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

What about that club on the cornr of Hamilton? I know a guy tht can get us in qwik asf.. (may hav slept arund wit him a bit.. yk how it is..)

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

Yeh OK whore. I'm dwn to meet up, be there in 10. Brng $, cant just leav without paying...IK ur tab is HUGEE!!!!

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing..

Alr.. And my tab is not!! I dnt even got 1.. ppl just buy me drinks.. (unlike u..)

But I'll be there in 15, gotta kiss the harem goodnite, yk?

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I'll kiss Clarice and I'll be on my way. First round on me. <3

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How was it being soulless before becoming a not vampire?

Is this because I'm ginger?

I guesssss it was fineee 🙄 I also used to live at the end of a rainbow. Doing Irish jigs with a belt buckle on my hat.

Are you happy now?😡

[a-ginger-notvampire]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

U free 2nite? I wanted 2 follow up on that bet or whtevr we had..

- @the-freak-of-humanity

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I got nothn better to do. where y wanna meet? I'm toatss ready to win lol >:)

[the-freak-of-humanity]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

What about that club on the cornr of Hamilton? I know a guy tht can get us in qwik asf.. (may hav slept arund wit him a bit.. yk how it is..)

[a-ginger-notvampire]

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

Yeh OK whore. I'm dwn to meet up, be there in 10. Brng $, cant just leav without paying...IK ur tab is HUGEE!!!!

[the-freak-of-humanity]

Huh? Oh yeah uh, just goin through some old stuff.

You're welcome to help if ya want, just don't touch that box..

HEY I JUST SAID DONT-

// aka I found older designs of my little vampire (All picrews, not my art)

[a-ginger-notvampire]

Awwww you were so cute!

I wonder what happened

[a-ginger-notvampire]

V@mpTw1nk is typing...

U free 2nite? I wanted 2 follow up on that bet or whtevr we had..

- @the-freak-of-humanity

IL1keFruitPunch95 is typing...

I got nothn better to do. where y wanna meet? I'm toatss ready to win lol >:)

[tota11y-aliv3]

Sooo-

U single?

@the-freak-of-humanity

No.

[the-freak-of-humanity]

FUCK.

[a-ginger-notvampire]

How come you don't ask if I'M single😡😡