[You see an odd fellow with a half black half white outfit. He is whistling]
Good day fellow travelers! *tips hat*
I here am selling wares, anything of interest?
[Odd fellow opens his suit jacket and there's two things: a bottle which looks to be enchanted to make any water put into it drinkable clean and a pair of cursed needles-one for instant wound and the other for instant healing, three uses each.
(I just really wanted to say hi to the guys & the cutest owlbear ever HII)
Frost frowns. "Are you sure Kremy is alright with us spending gold on various items we may not even need?"
"Oh psshh. We can jus' make tha money back, Frosty! It's not like we owe anyone uper important hundreds of thousands of gold, and we'll probably never have to deal with a problem like that anyways :>"
"Eh, you have a fair point."