A Hefty Teasing

Guys I find attractive. No comment is meant maliciously, anything said is because I think the comment and its subject are a turn on. If you feel a picture is incorrectly sourced, or if it's a picture of you and you want it removed then please let me know. ------------------------------- P.S.- I love to get submissions, and please feel free to say hello or ask a question. Just be aware that submissions especially can sometimes take me awhile to write up.

[puz-arbuz]

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After coming back from his vacation a good twenty pounds heavier around the middle he’d been a little worried about what his reception would be like on his first day back on the job at the gym. His bosses are still undecided as to whether it's bad optics to have the guy at the front desk sporting both your uniform and chubby cheeks and a pot belly, or good optics for patrons to see one of the employees dropping the pounds right in front of them. Unfortunately for them he’s stationed right by the free pizza and still in firm denial that he’s let his eating habits turn into a disaster, even if he can’t deny his new extra inches. Sure bud, it’s just those 400 extra calories you haven’t been burning off on the treadmill for the last month. Because that math definitely works out...

[awellroundedexperience-deactiva]

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This guy’s spent so many nights bellied up to the bar that the phrase has started to become literal.

[boysinthewild-deactivated201410]

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Heavy drinking has started to take its toll on these three young guys very early. The guy in the middle has probably put on 25 pounds, and between the beer in one hand, the liquor in the other, and the cigarette in his mouth I think it’s safe to say he’s unlikely to go in for kale and time on the treadmill, even if that 25 turns to 35 at an alarming speed...

[myfavpics-deactivated20140424]

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This guy was never that much of an athlete, and with his softening jawline and thickening waist now likely never will be. Cute how he’s trying to hide the former with that little beard.

[wwmen-deactivated20170206]

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Turns out building your own pizza oven in the backyard is not only a big one time expense, but will cost you a fair bit annually. Not only do you need fuel for it, but it’ll also cost you the price of a personal trainer and some new clothing.

That, or twice as much in clothing...

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Too much booze makes him want to take off his clothes when drunk, and then not want to put them on when sober- with all that new beer and rum weight they don’t fit so comfortably these days...

[el-rincon-del-gordo]

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He’s trying to look relaxed for the vacation photos, but an ominous creaking keeps emanating from the clips- those hammocks are not built for two people- or one person who’s gluttony has caused him to reach the size of two (plus maybe a little more on top, by the time this vacation’s over).

[sycoarcher]

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Ah Spring, when young men’s fancies turn to thoughts of sports, and the shirts come off to reveal snow coloured extra pounds, that, it turns out, will not melt off in the returning sun. Especially when you’re going to flordia for spring break. Oops.

[sycoarcher]

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You know you have an enormous ass when it takes both swimtrunks and underwear to keep it covered.

As for the cheer? Well, he spotted the waiter teetering out under the weight of their platter sized breakfast samplers.

[instachub]

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Carrying 160 extra pounds, and only 115′s going to hop off once the picture’s done. Give him a few months and he’ll probably be weighing twice what you do, hon; he can’t be more than 20 pounds away...

[sexyfacebookboys]

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At the risk of pointing out the obvious it’s not for his Chewbacca impression that he got the nickname “Chewy.”

[lyricmpreg]

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“Hello? Pizza Hut? My friend says to tell you you’re going to be a father. Would you mind telling him the only thing the pizza boy’s been sticking in me is a large with everything and some breadsticks?”

[lyricmpreg]

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Oh GOMAD... If only we could get a few more “fitness” tips like you. All that full fat milk seems to be going ok for the guy on the right, but his friend on the left obviously likes to skip the odd workout. They’re both an equal way through their half gallon, but his gut’s sticking out more than a little more and he’s got a nice soft coating of flab smoothing out and thickening up his thighs and ass. I have to assume it’s his first try with GOMAD though; if it was his second he wouldn’t be fitting in to those shorts.

[bigatlbear]

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I don’t think this guy’s going to be bagging many deer. You can tell that what he’s usually on the prowl for is tortilla chips and five layer dip.

[growingdesires-deactivated20130]

Back again for the scales shot.. This time with an extra stone (14lbs). I’m about 243 according my scales here, but that is most likely wrong (Need new scales), not even sure if it’s too low or too high (Fingers crossed for low). Hope to eventually make these into a series, so you can see how the belly grows and develops

[dad-bods]

He can’t even do the top 2 buttons up on his shorts.

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At least he’s being environmentally friendly: trying to make up for the last year’s obvious overconsumption by recycling last year’s sexy Halloween costume into this year’s silly one. Who knows? He might even win best costume: he’s guaranteed to get a laugh when he walks in with his belly bouncing between the frame of those undone shorts.

I almost hope for his sake that he doesn’t get lucky though: with the way his body is bursting out of those shorts I think he may have to cut them off, and useless red faced yanking and tugging while his thighs and belly quiver might just make him go from seeming funny to embarrassing for his one night stand.

[chaserforsmoothchubbys]

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The sliver of his belly touching the cold air reminds him pretty forcibly that he shouldn’t just pass the veggie stand, but his nose is full of the smells of the foodtruck, and his mouth is watering, so this walk that was supposed to be a run (wishful thinking) is going to end like most of them do: in a greasy double order followed by a piece of local pie and the purchase of a tiny bag of kale which will go slimy in the fridge but assuage his guilt.

His diet started four months ago at 296, in fear of finally seeing 300 on the scale. His last weigh in was only two weeks later. He hasn’t quite had the courage since seeing 299, even if he knows in the back of his head from the cool air his new workout shirt is letting in that he’s got to be passing 310.