After coming back from his vacation a good twenty pounds heavier around the middle he’d been a little worried about what his reception would be like on his first day back on the job at the gym. His bosses are still undecided as to whether it's bad optics to have the guy at the front desk sporting both your uniform and chubby cheeks and a pot belly, or good optics for patrons to see one of the employees dropping the pounds right in front of them. Unfortunately for them he’s stationed right by the free pizza and still in firm denial that he’s let his eating habits turn into a disaster, even if he can’t deny his new extra inches. Sure bud, it’s just those 400 extra calories you haven’t been burning off on the treadmill for the last month. Because that math definitely works out...















