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@a-lemon-is-yellow
Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?
Not his name
Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said
This is why I have TikTok
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
counterpoint @aerolong:
just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.
op’s tags are so fucking important to me
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.
Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb
Another Project Hail Mary post? You bet. This time is me rambling about the stuff i've seen people say about Eridians
"Aw but eridians would be so horrified at how violent and evil humans are"
Eridian history is as complex and varied as human's (canon), there's kind eridians and violent ones, greedy ones, selfless ones, monstruous ones you can't even mention their names in polite company and heroes that have carried their people foward.
For every human killing their own kin for resources, there's an eridian who has torn their own kin apart for fun
For every human who dedicates their life to helping people, there's an eridian who did the same.
Be creative, folks! Make your rocks evil!!
"Eridians don't feel any sexual drive because they just lay eggs next to each other. They must find humanity so disgusting."
That is also mating, folks!! Frogs, fish, etc, also literally just lay their genetic material next to each other, and a few will fight to the death in order to do it. Basically all species have an instinct to reproduce; its a very risky and energy consuming task, there's gotta be a strong drive urging them to do it otherwise they just. Won't. And then go extinct.
Humans aren't gross for being intimate, that's just the catholicism speaking.
"Eridians must get so annoyed at the sheer amount of specific requirements Grace needs to survive"
Their eating habits include:
- finding the specific prey animal with the nutrients you are specifically needing rn
- hunting it down, then tearing it apart with your hands piece by piece
- cracking your carapace in half (exposing you to Every Pathogen), shove said food into your stomach, hurry to seal the wound before you die
- passing out for several hours, completely helpless.
Grace just bites anything edible and swallows, body does the rest.
For every gram of B12 and Vitamin C Grace needs, theres an eridian sick because they couldn't get enough mercury.
Also the life of their planet is so sensitive to enviroment changes, a couple degrees temp drop was devastating (also canon). For an animal that has no carapace and takes damage from EVERYTHING, humans are pretty resilient.
"Eridians scientists would experiment on Grace unethically/Erid would kick Grace out"
My fella. My sibling in everything but blood. Listen to me.
If an intelligent alien came to earth after saving us from certain doom, the scientific community would host a fight pit in order to select the team who will care for/interact with this alien.
Does the alien need more food? Cool the temperature down? Does it need me to sacrifice my kidney to it? Hell, have BOTH my kidneys, have my WHOLE ARM, so long as I get to write about its phisiology.
AND its a scientist alien and wants to study me back???? It'd be the peak of my whole career, id die happy.
If anyone even thinks of sending this thing back to space before it wants to, i'd start biting people.
I've survived my first day on Tumblr
Achievements:
Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot
AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
Friends?: Gained a mutual
I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
MY EYES!: Change the site palette
Great Idea: Reblog a post
They love me: Have a post reblogged
Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one
Containment Breach
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