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TME They/She - 22 - Emo Echolocator World's Worst Warframe Player

[captcaspians-castle]

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Lovely friend who drew my pfp

Lovely friend who drew my wifey Eleanor

[captcaspians-castle]

Does anyone like my cyst #mycyst

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[peri-dot-j]

BOTW's story works a lot better than TOTK's story because of the difference in their driving questions.

For BOTW, the main question you ask from the start is "Who am I?" and also "What happened to Hyrule?" You learn the answers to these questions over time as you journey across the land and remember things about your past. The answer to "who am I" is "I am the chosen hero," and the answer to "what happened" is "We failed to save everyone." When you learn that, the goal changes from "go and do the quests because the old lady said to" to "Do what you couldn't do back then and save everyone."

In TOTK, the question is "Where the heck is Zelda?" and it's not your question, it's everyone else's. All the NPCs want to know where she is and you're just kind of standing there while everyone discusses it. And then the game throws you an early game side quest where they tell you exactly what happened to Zelda, and then you just have to putter around for 99 years and watch everyone run blindly towards Fake Zelda while you just follow them without saying anything until the final hour.

And then they force you to listen to the exact same spiel about the Imprisoning War, 4 separate times, without changing a single word. Whereas in BOTW, you get to learn about the Champions and who they were and their relationship to you, and explain the Calamity to you in one cutscene.

Plus, they don't expand on anything from BOTW in TOTK. Link and Zelda are just living perfectly fine in society despite having basically been dead for a century. And instead of expanding on the Sheika mythos, they just try and pretend they never existed and put the Zonai in their place as the Ancient Precursor Race with all the Ancient Technology That's Been Lost To Time.

So yeah, I'm a little bit disappointed in the story of TOTK. BOTW had an interesting narrative that meshed well with the open world format and was executed perfectly. TOTK just had an excuse plot with no substance.

[crowwkui]

a blind vampire and her changeling companion ✄ (it's yuri)

[witchrealms]

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[obsessedwithskulls]

Theater Bizarre, Detroit, Michigan.

[mishmash-webster]

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

[northfromeden]

more of them (part two)

part one part three part four part five part six part seven

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[julianbashir]

looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

[ashenmind]

zun putting out a game with better language availability than toby fox is pretty funny

[ashenmind]

normal reaction when you express… I can’t even call this mild criticism

literally just making light of a major indie game only being offered in two languages

[howtofuckyourkramer]

interview tomorrow mamas gonna be a barista and if the interview doesn't go well im gonna start posting traumacore edits of biggby coffee

[howtofuckyourkramer]

[elasticitymudflap]

karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife

[sacred-portal]

[goldswords]

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

[furryprovocateur]

the problem with everyone becoming a reviewer and essayist now is that, plainly and gently, a lot of these people are not smart enough for the position