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The other day when I was making out with a guy I took off my bra and stone fell out

#witchy problems #i was literally on top of him #how do you explain that #it was a black tourmaline if anyone cares #witch #witch problems #sexual #is it sexual?#stones #crystals #personal

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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

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#hades probably double knots his laces

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In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

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He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.

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Filed under: Favorite Myths

johnbodyheat

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for.

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I love this post every time I see it.

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THIS IS MY FAV MYTHOLOGY POST EVER

dirthymns

the thing folks living in Christian dominant cultures gotta realize is that even if you’re not Christian, your basic understanding of religion and spirituality and morality is still being filtered through a Christian lens. your very concept of what religion is and does is filtered through that lens.

evilwickedme

This is what I call cultural Christianity, for those who are still confused

hissorikos-menagerie

“But everyone celebrates christmas.” No. No we don’t.

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“Religion is based on complete blind submission and not asking any questions ever”

No. That’s Christianity.

“Religion is totally focused on the afterlife and getting into heaven and avoiding hell”

Nope. Christianity again.

“Religion is about pushing your beliefs on others and trying to get them to convert”

Still Christianity.

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Salem Pioneer Cemetery

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Prayer to Aphrodite

I come to you by candlelight, I bring a humble gift this night, View my soul and weigh my truth, I love, respect, and honor you.

May this gift be well recieved, By Love’s goddess, Lady of the seas.

*Offering ideas: shells, beauty products, chocolate, roses, wine, moon/sun water, jewelry, a created object, sand etc.

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

cutedemonbabe

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

Hello! How are you? Could you please do a reading on my love life? I’m a cancer girl Susie. Thank you 🌟

I’m good! Very tired but good.

I drew the Two of Cups

This is a card of partnership! If you’re single (I’m sensing that you are but I could be wrong) I believe a possible relationship will be entering your life soon, someone you really connect with and just click with. If you’re in a relationship things are just going to go very smoothly and you and your partner will mesh well.

Hope this helps!

Hi! If your free readings are open may I know how my soulbond SS feels about me? Any romantic feelings? Thank you-SP

Hey there!!

I drew the Star!

Overall, this is a good card! It represents hopes, dreams and aspirations. I’m getting the sends that while they may not view you romantically at this point, they care for you a great deal and you bring them a lot of happiness and hope.

Maybe you could be the first to initiate something? I’m not sure, I’m not the best person to go to for love advice LOL

Hi. I would like a general reading and about my love life and if I should look out for anything.- Pisces (BJ, 02/19/00)

Hey your birthday is close to mine! Although I’m a few days before lol.

I pulled the Emperor, Reversed.

You need to look out for your heart taking control of things too often. Sometimes it may feel like your feelings take over and logic is pushed into the back seat. In the coming months be aware of this and embrace logic because it will lead you to healthier relationships and experiences. I’m not telling you to ignore your heart (I would never ever tell anyone to do that!) but I’m telling you to let logic evaluate what our heart is telling you so you don’t go doing rash things. Things take time, so remember to sit back, breathe, and think things through.

Best wishes!

If your free readings are open may I know if I had a past life in ancient Egypt (I feel a unexplainable connection towards that period of time) Thank you-SP

Hmm well tarot isn’t great at yes or no answers, you’d want a past life or energy reading, but I’ll tell you this.

(Also I’m so sorry it took me so long to get around to this hun!!)

When I went to pick up the deck to shuffle for your question I got chills big time and I felt a very strong energy and only had to briefly shuffle until I knew to pull a card. So already I’m leaning towards yes. I used to do energy readings and I could sense a sort of pull, the pull Im guessing you’ve been feeling.

I drew the Page of Pentacles Upright

The Page of Pentacles Upright typically represents someone who is swift, smart, and quick to action but also incredibly passionate. I have a feeling this is possibly giving you a hint as to who you may have been in this past life.

Honestly I would do a past life regression meditation (they have guided ones on YouTube!) if you wanna learn more. That’s what I did back when I was discovering my past lives. It’s really interesting, but do be careful as it can bring up a lot of emotions.

Best wishes!

cheruib

honestly life is all about the little things that u barely even notice, that delicious coffee u had in the morning, ur friend randomly pinching ur cheek, the moon shining brighter than usual, the radio playing your favorite song. pay more attention to these details!!! they make life worth living

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New ask meme:

Tell me what type of energy I radiate. This can be anywhere from big dick energy to forest god energy

Feel free to reblog!

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💊witches who support modern medicine 2k19💉

stormwaterwitch

GO TO THE DOCTOR

beclectic-witch-moved

Religious Question

So, here’s the backstory on this question: For a long time, I was content with calling myself an “eclectic pagan” with influences from several different pagan religions. For example, I was celebrating the Wheel of the Year with druidic traditions and I was worshiping Hellenic gods. However, I was explaining this to a therapist, who has done many studies on religion, and she said that my religion was unhealthy and wrong. She told me that the purpose of religion was to give people a precise set of beliefs and traditions and that it was incorrect to mix and match pieces of religions. This has put me in a sort of downward spiral of shame and depression regarding my religion.

What is your opinion on “mixing and matching” pieces of religions. Do you think it’s wrong for me to call myself an eclectic pagan? Does anyone else worship Hellenic gods and celebrate the Wheel of the Year?

teawitch

Have you considered a new therapist?

Because I think their job is NOT to put people in downward spirals of shame and depression. You appear to be doing a better job at religion than she is at therapy.

a-littlebit-weird

Also, she’s wrong. The purpose of religion can be to give people precise beliefs and traditions but you’re using precise belief and traditions, you’re just personalizing them to what feels best to you. Just because they don’t all come from the same old book or same region or whatever doesn’t change their merit. What matters is what they mean to you. Religion has no one set purpose.