Jonathan Sims, former surveyor for the Galaxy Expedition team and former archivist for the Magnus Institute, London.
Please refer to me using he/him.
34 years old.
I found myself here approximately one year ago as of writing this (October of 2025) and I am living with Martin at the moment.
I own 10 pokemon as of today:
Captain - Female dawn-coat shiny Espeon
Queen - Large female Luxray
Prince - Snooty male Purrugly
Lieutenant - Air-headed male Sneasler
Colonel - Male Hisuian Incineroar
King - Alpha Vaporeon
Ensign - Shiny male Zorua. Non-battler
Cassette - Rotom. Non-battler
Rosie - ▶️A. Non-battler
Knight - Absol. Service pokemon
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Hello! I'm Martin. Jon’s uhm- partner. I’ve been living in Galar for the past seven months, and Jon’s just recently moved in with me. It’s- really quite nice. Aside from Macro Cosmos, of course
I only have two Pokemon for now. Lighthouse is my Umbreon, and Saffron is my Arcanine.
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//Magic anons, Pelipper Mail/Malice and Musharna Mail/Malice are on and highly encouraged
//Important tags (if you’d like your ask to only be visible to one muse or the other, feel free to add these phrases to the bottom of your ask):
//#Shrouded in fog: posts hidden from Jon’s view
//#For prying eyes only: posts hidden from Martin’s view
//OOC notes below cut
//Heya, Stereo here! Mod of @averagedualies among others.
//My Magnus Archives brainrot has been awful and this man has been living in my brain rent free, so I figured I'd make a blog for it!
//Everyone is encouraged to interact with this blog (this includes eebies, fallers (duh), sapient pokemon, blogs that might not match my canon, etc)
//Feel free to bring up parts of Jon's past, send him things for shits and giggles, do whatever really. If you're worried about something crossing a line don't be afraid to dm me ahead of time to double check, or shoot me an ask ooc.
//The only rule is nothing overly sexual or romantic, as the mod isn't comfortable with that (jokes about him being hot are fine, but nothing further than that please!)
//A quick note about triggers and TMA.
//If you've listened to TMA, you know that it's a horror podcast and some of the things it brings up can be triggering. Everything on this blog will be properly tagged (including TMA spoilers), and if I miss something, please reach out and lmk.
//I want this blog to be safe for everyone to enjoy, and I'll never get mad at someone for requesting that I tag something. Overall this blog will (mostly) be more lighthearted than the actual podcast, but I figured it was worth mentioning.
//Format for trigger warnings will be "TW (topic)"
//Having said all that, enjoy!
//Current Arc: Woven eyes
//Previous arcs (from newest to oldest): Rotted foundations, Shrouded sight, Foggy recollection, Unwound time, Bitter terror
[Image ID: It’s a selfie taken of Simon’s birthday party! Zee herself is mostly tucked into the corner of the photo to photograph the party behind her. Simon’s standing on a chair and holding a glass of wine her, mid-speech. Many of his friends are gathered around him, smiling and laughing with their own glasses raised, including Rose, Jo, Gordiano, Sostene, Emilia, Jon, Martin, Argelia, Airis, and ?aver. Everyone looks so happy. ]
Depicted characters with blogs: @pokeglitchden @roseberryboo @a-lost-archivist @lost-fallers-society-rotomblr
My darlings, thank you so much for your patience! I was ABDUCTED! Whisked away by brutes! Stolen in the night! It was horrible. But I’m back and I’m fine! ✨
Honestly? Ah… not well. It’s been.. a difficult few months. We’ve been forced out of our home due to safety concerns, I was held captive alongside Simon for a time while trapped as an Umbreon…
It’s been… unpleasant.
However I am enjoying being outdoors again, tracking down a pokemon like it’s Hisui… Hah, I think I missed this.
I… don’t think I’m quite meant for the life of someone on the run from the mafia.
Right, I… acknowledge it’s been some time since I’ve given a proper update. Quite a lot has happened, though most of it I won’t be sharing due to safety concerns.
Having said that, I’ve been tracking what I believed to be a potential Fear-touched Pokemon, however I’m starting to have my doubts. It seems.. largely normal, if not quite shy and fearful.
Admittedly this is the only image I have of it so far
[Image ID: It’s… basically just a dark blur in an equally dark forest. There are two yellow smudges on its face- likely eyes, and glistening talons and teeth. Beyond that it’s.. hard to make out much of anything.]
We know it’s incredibly quick, capable of flight and mostly nocturnal. It’s likely not Fear-touched, but it’s certainly not native to the region.
So- this is why we've been sort of quiet. The same people that took Simon took Jon too. We're still... working on getting the book to turn him back.
But-! I can answer questions too- while we wait.
We’d like to thank everyone for the recent donations and announce that with Westley out of our care, he has not been receiving his monthly pay.
If you or anyone you know have any idea where he is at the moment, please let us know so we can return him and continue his income! Now that our founder has gathered his bearings, he has a few words for the public!
“Our tours will be paused for the time being, given the destruction of our facility and some recent turmoil being forged between the collection and some volatile individuals… and to those of you concerned with rumors of an ‘Umbreon’ being mistreated, this is false. An insult on our name only being repeated in a childish attempt of slander. The collection remains strong, thank you to our continued patrons for your support.”
As was stated above, MCE had me taken from my home and held for ransom. I’d recently suffered an injury that they were incredibly negligent of, alongside the beating I endured and the near constant dangerous sedation.
All in a pointless attempt to try and retrieve their freed captives.
