unlucky

i don’t recognize any of you, nor do i recall why i am here

[becherdireinen]

[filmnoirsbian]

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

[segamascott]

my me themed tumblr account

[stillsby]

my mutuals could be like i can only get hard if i think about the car crash that killed princess diana and i’d be like ok mama!!!! carry on!!!

[segamascott]

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[ilovecats4ever]

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[sea-spines]

wasting disease available as a print || ko-fi

[soulless-goth]

[segamascott]

[whalefill]

blue

[mourningkite]

Underground is a weird place

[detectivehole]

you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

[mobydyke]

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

[angelicguy]

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[garlicbunny]

wow you freaks really like this one huh?? i have more ideas about bones and hand and organs and this was the most tame one,, so get ready

[sparcky]

me, looking back on it all: