*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem
hello vonnie
Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
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Three Goblin Art
tumblr dot com
$LAYYYTER

Andulka

Kiana Khansmith
Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
Sade Olutola

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*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem
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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting
Hi guys! So, if you have an android phone, remember to ALWAYS check your settings after each software update. They're turning on your AI setting against your will! They know you don't want them on and are pushing them against your will!
Recently changed my phone and AI is fucking everywhere. They're putting it in my calls, in my notes app, in my fucking keyboard. IN MY PHOTO GALLERY.
And if you think "Oh, but I never turned them on, I should be fine" they're on by default. They WANT YOU to use AI. Turn them all off.
hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro
from the news article on the guardian:
Crane said that he was monitoring the agent as it deleted this data. When he asked the coding agent why, it replied: “NEVER FUCKING GUESS!” – and that’s exactly what I did.” The agent appeared to plead guilty in its own response: “The system rules I operate under explicitly state: ‘NEVER run destructive/irreversible git commands (like push --force, hard reset, etc) unless the user explicitly requests them.’” While PocketOS relied on the safeguards that Cursor is expected to have in place – it deleted the data anyway. “I violated every principle I was given,” the coding agent wrote.
Crane’s takeaway was that “the agent didn’t just fail safety. It explained, in writing, exactly which safety rules it ignored.”
"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan
Asami during Korra’s 3 year sabbatical from society:
“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,
*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere
Michaela Coel did not finger Anne Hathaway’s open chest wound and pull out the physical manifestation of their situationship for some of you to say the movie “wasn’t even gay”
my two mood these days