And So The Prophecy Was Told...

A non-religious prophet (oracle?) for the apocalypse

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Jeff: when a dog sleeps all day it’s cute

Jeff: but when I do it I’m “clinically depressed” and need “help”

[a-nonreligious-prophet]

After being hatefully kicked from the nest, a drifter will wonder the grounds with a hound. Up north, out west....no one knows where they'll stop.

[a-nonreligious-prophet]

An unseen bird will steal documents of independence.

A travelling guardian will keep the stolen safe.

Listen for tales of The Freedom Keeper