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Me, looking at Creepypasta content: if there’s no found family what is the goddamn point

Clockwork: “time heals all wounds” WRONG. Time is chasing me with a knife

Toby: I like being bisexual but I do not like being mentally ill

Lyra: what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Liu: depersonalization

Jeff: locking in

Toby: Thursday

Jeff: not to be insensitive but some of the Salem witch trials were so funny

Jeff: bitches like “I saw you at the devil’s sacrament!!!”

Jeff: girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament👀

Slenderman: everyone get unemployed. I will provide for us

Tim: I love how safe everyone feels about being entirely dependent on a potentially psychopathic benefactor

Slenderman: I’m nice…

Sally: he’s literally nice

Incorrect quotes suggestion! Idk if you've done it before tho...I'm thinking something with Jeff as the knife-wielder.

"Were you born with that knife superglued onto your hand or what?"

"..What are you talking about??"

"For gods sake, Jeff, drag yourself into the 2000's. Stabbing went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing."

"Who the fuck is Martha Stewart.."

"My idol 😍"

Source from...I think the Bride of Chucky movie.

Thank you so much for this suggestion!

Lyra: were you born with that knife superglued onto your hand or what?

Jeff: what are you talking about?

Lyra: for god’s sake, Jeff, drag yourself into the 2000s. Stabbing went out with Bundy and Dahmer, you look like Martha Stewart with that thing

Jeff: who the fuck is Martha Stewart?

Lyra: my idol🥰🥰

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