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there is only one man who wears a fedora who can be trusted and that is perry the platypus
hey my hand is a bit better so i allowed myself to do this sketchy thing! i think this is part 1 out of 4, i’ve planned for two pairs of drawings but can’t do everything in one go yet :<
anyway! parker’s been practicing her choke holds
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hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change
Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND]
THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR
SLAMLET.
“Alas, poor Yorick…” (Shatters the skull)
if you cannot talk to him honestly about sex, do not have sex with him. if he pressures you in any way, do not have sex with him. if other girls tell you that he’s not nice when you get to know him, if you hear him saying things about his ex girlfriends that are downright cruel, if he isn’t nice to waitresses - do not have sex with him. i know he might seem to treat you differently, that you are his “special person”. it’s a lie; he will wait until you completely trust him and he will destroy you until you are scared to leave him. and you should leave him.
if she doesn’t want protection but you do, do not have sex with her. if you’re only doing it because everyone else does, do not have sex with her. if she doesn’t let you cry, if she ignores you in public to flirt with others, if she tells you she will die without you - do not have sex with her. i know she can be gentle and funny and knows you like a good friend. it is a lie; she is using you and she will keep using you until your head spins. you do not deserve to be played with. you deserve to be free.
sex should be easy. sex should be fun. if you are not ready to try rough things first, you shouldn’t feel pressured into them. if you need to spend a year in a gentle missionary, there is nothing wrong with that. if your partner starts something rough and doesn’t let you stop? you need to leave them. if you are not ready for something, there is nothing wrong with that. if you realize halfway through that you don’t want it to continue, you can stop. there is a culture which punishes the partner who doesn’t “finish the job.” if you need to be done, you are done. and your partner should understand that. i mean this in every step, from kisses to the full ship sailing. sex is a case-by-case basis. even if you wanted bondage two hours ago, right now you are allowed to say no. every time you are allowed to say no.
i mean this in every relationship. cruelty is not specific to the number of partners, to genders, to sexualities. you can love her to your bones and she can ruin you just the same no matter who you are. he can still manipulate you no matter what you want. sex shouldn’t be a weapon. it should be about joy. about the other person, but also about you. if you at any point don’t trust them: sex will not cure that. sex cannot cure a broken relationship, even if it feels like it did in the instant. trust your instincts.
You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no
#You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no
And you are NOT a “bad person” for saying No. Not once; not ever.
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vex has a crush…………… pike has a crush…………………………… interesting…..
this was supposed to be just a warm up
Per our IM discussion: Aimee/Eliot- Send me a ship and I’ll tell you (Camping Edition) (can include other people if that makes it easier on you) :D
Who brings up going camping in the first place:It’smutual. (I’m pretending this takes place in a post series world where they getback together). They’ve been spending most of their time in cities and theyboth get the urge to get away and feel the wind on their face.
Who packs too many “just in case” items:Eliot.This isn’t camping for survival, it’s a vacation. If he wants to bring histravel-sized French press and coffee grinder so they can enjoy a decently madecup of organic coffee in the morning, he’s damn well going to do it.
Who accidentally gets them lost while exploring:Aimeeintentionally gets them lost. It’s more fun that way. Besides, she’s prettysure she could navigate them back if she had to. But it’s not something she’sworried about because Eliot’s sense of direction is downright uncanny. They’veturned it into a game. Aimee tries her best to get them as lost as she can, andEliot guides them back.
Who pitches the tent:It’s ajoint effort.
(unless “pitchthe tent” is meant to be dirty, and then it’s eliot. Unless it’s one of those nights when Aimee gets her strap on out and pegs him until he begs. Then I guess it’s both of them.)
Who catches the biggest fish in the nearby lake:Aimeedoes, and Eliot cooks it over the campfire.
Who gets sick from eating too many S’mores: Neither ofthem. They got distracted…
“You got abit right here.” Eliot pointed to the corner of his own mouth, his eyesglinting with amusement in the firelight. Before she could answer he leaned inand kissed the same spot he’d pointed out. “There, now you’re perfect,” hesaid, softly.
Aimee looked up at him. “Does that line actually work for you?”
Eliot shrugged flashing the same cocky grin she remembered from their teenage years. “You tell me.”
She tackled him to the ground, the smores forgotten for the moment.
Who builds the camp fire:Eliotdoes. He looks really good when he bends over.
Who initiates the camp fire songs:Aimee hums under her breath to get it going, because it’s asurefire way to get Eliot to start singing. Sometimes Eliot will bring hisguitar along if they’re car camping.
Who complains about not having cell service: Eliot hasa super-duper Hardison satellite phone in case the team needs him, but it onlygets used for emergencies.
Who suggests skinny dipping:Eliot hasn’tsuggested skinny dipping since that one night in high school when they snuckout to the lake and got caught by Aimee’s dad.
Who swears they ‘just heard something’ at 1 AM:Eliot. Andnot from any sort of animal, either; it was man-made. (It’s a very distinctivecrunch.) He rolls silently to his feet and leaves the tent, motioning for Aimeeto stay still. And while Aimee’s not the sort to blindly do as she’s told, sherecognizes the hard set of Eliot’s eyes. There’s real danger here. Grabbinghold of the heavy Maglite next to her sleeping bag, she settles near the openingof the tent. Anyone who thinks they’ve found an easy target is going todiscover firsthand what a heavy metal flashlight to the skull feels like.
The soundsof a scuffle echo between the thud of Aimee’s own heartbeat asshe strains to hear over the wind whistling through the trees.
The tent flaptwitches.
Aimee doesn’t hesitate. She brings the flashlight down hard, butbefore it can connect, a hand catches her wrist. Shifting in the cramped tent,she gets a knee up, aiming to hit where it hurts, when she recognizes Eliot.All the breath leaves her as she leans against him, even as she’s half temptedto smack him for not warning her it was him.
Do they camp in style (air mattress, portable electronicsetc) or rough it:Theymostly rough it, with a couple concessions to comfort.
You hope this is okay?! This my friend is what we call AMAZING.
I feel like she makes so much fun of him for bringing the coffee grinder to go TENT camping. He threatens to keep the coffee to himself, but they both know it’s an idle threat. One of them takes less than two hours to fully wake up in the morning without coffee. It’s not Aimee. (and she looks really, really pitiful when she’s half awake with hair that hasn’t been brushed giving bleary puppy dog eyes until someone puts a cup of coffee in her hand)
I can picture Aimee trying to convince Eliot to go skinny dipping and he’s just all “No.” And then she realizes it’s still because they got caught ONCE when they were teenagers and she’s like, “Seriously? My dad is 800 miles away. Also, we’ve been adults for more than 20 years and just had sex literally ten feet from here.”
(Damn, you do not joke around when you go for the innuendo :D )
(Also I feel like the guitar is mandatory camping gear)
(Oh no, who was in the wood??? random weirdo?? somebody who knew who they were??)
Dandelion Bulbasaur is shy!!
Tenth Doctor + puns
I imagine this happened frequently
are you ready to suffer?
wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii
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Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
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