I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

My blog is having an identity crisis as do I. But I try to be funny and fill my blog with dogs and cats. Also, sherlock, marvel and x-men might pop in once in a while as well as some Star Trek stuff.

[captainmarvall]

I’ll

think

of you.

[stream]

So, how many of us are there? Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[hirasawaschoiceass]

this remix is basically this image:

[zlukaka]

Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!

[luffik]

OMFG EVERYONE PLEASE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH IT RIGHT NOW O_O

[secondlina]

HOLY HELL

[medievalpoc]

Not only is this fascinating, there are a lot of images from art history here. It just goes to show that what you can learn from the past isn’t limited to facts you can know, but things you can do.

My favorite part?

He learned this doing research for LARPs (Live Action Role Playing):

Lars Andersen originally started using bow and arrow to fight in pretend battles during Larps (live action role play) events, where he played a soldier in a medieval-inspired army. While Larps can be about anything – the Danish/Polish Harry Potter inspired larp College of Wizardry (cowlarp.com) recently got world-wide media attention and there wasn’t a rubber sword in sight there – many Larps take place in fantasy worlds inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings. And it was at one of these Larps, that Lars started to learn to shoot fast while moving.

In 2012, Lars Andersen released his video, “Reinventing the fastest forgotten archery”, where he showed how he had learned to shoot from old archery manuscripts. Using these old, forgotten techniques, Lars demonstrated how he was now the fastest archer on the planet, and after its release, the video got 3 million hits on YouTube in two days.

Since the 2012 video was released, Lars has studied and practiced, and he is now able to fire three arrows in 0.6 seconds – a truly stunning feat making him much faster than the legendary fictional archer Legolas (played by Orlando Bloom in the Lord of the Rings movies).

The time benchmark he was trying to achieve, according to the video, was the expectation of the speed at which “Saracen” archers were expected to shoot. In fact, most of the source material as far as I can see isn’t European.

A lot of the techniques described are also used in Mongolian Archery, which requires being able to shoot from horseback, and is traditionally practiced by men and women. You can see a video here.

[unfocused-overwriter]

Holy shit I want that in my book but who wouldn’t call it unrealistic???

[the-silent-screamer]

ARCHERY!!!!

[the-huntsmans-homebrews]

https://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk?t=180

Debunks Monks’ Ensnare Missiles and the whole disadvantage on ranged attacks within five feet of enemies.

Remind me to rework my Sharpshooter archetype with these things in mind.

[dumbbadger]

I wish Rick and Morty hadn’t been reduced to the “i’m pickle rick!” joke when that was such a character developing episode dealing with family trauma, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and how uncomfortable yet crucial therapy can really be. Dr. Wong’s speech at the end was great:

[marvellegends]

Captain Marvel Trailer!

[kategorema]

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

[rainbowwolfpups]

Can we discuss this gif for a moment? It needs just a second of appreciation without the other gifs that usually accompany it. First of all, watch Tonks’ lips. The line she’s saying here is “My husband the joker.” Watch when she says the word “husband.” Watch Lupin when she says “husband.” He does the goofiest little thing. Like, his smile gets bigger and the smile even goes to his eyes. He does this cute thing with his head and it’s like he’s saying, “Husband. That’s me. I’m her husband.” It is adorable.

[lexsfosters]

Lady luck, take the wheel.

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

[yidquotes]

Translated back is WAY better than the actual song.

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[lochnessmorgan]

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

[taco-bellamy]

Here’s some more bc why not:

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[disasterbisexual-moved]

@smokeandglowingstars

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

BALL LIGHTNING! BALL LIGHTNING! BALL LIGHTNING! I WANT TO SEE BALL LIGHTNING AND GET A PICTURE IT’S ONE OF MY PHOTOGRAPHIC DREAMS AND YOU GOT A FUCKING VIDEO DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW RARE THIS IS SCIENTISTS USED TO THINK IT WAS MADE UP BUT THEN THERE WAS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE AND YOU NOW HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Um wat

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

[moneyltd]

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

[woodelf68]

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

[thenightling]

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

[imagine-sebstan]

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

[rubysapphrald]

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

[striffyisme]

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

[lordofallhumans2904-deactivated]

TINKY WANKY OMFG IM DE AD

[fosteringcallie-deactivated2019]

This website takes teletubbie baby making way too seriously. I wouldn’t have it any other way

[buzzfeedtasty]

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

[lebeaunoiseur]

Food Network is shook!

[ablogtitty-deactivated20181212]

Give this girl her own show!!!

[queersamus]

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

“you don’t have that kind of time, and are secretly wishing for this emotional release” M O O D

[ranaraeuchle]

This is the best cooking show that’s ever been made! And I relate to the “fuckit” style of cooking soooo hard!

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[bannersodinsonn]

Stephen, while looking through alternate universes, discovers that he is connected to Everett Ross in more ways that he thought was possible. - (Originally posted on my insta @/bannersodinson)