I Fought Piranhas

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[pdlcomics]

be mad

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Few people are aware that giant ground sloths created equally giant burrows, large enough for a grown man to stand in.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

There are indeed still burrows like this around, I'm not sure though if you can visit them.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[bellswampconnection]

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"this song began life as a poem. I suspect that I submitted this to several poetry journals, who I now thank for rejecting it. It works better with a little guitar."

****note that I have to mispronounce “happening” to make it really fit the meter. I judge myself harshly for this, it’s something I try to avoid always and everywhere" -JD

[lindsaychrist]

this is so fucking funny

[danzigmcfly]

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], but surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[guerrillatech]

[feministism]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

[unatkozorobotok]

[kazoo-goddess]

[steakplissken]

@featheredcritter

[maryschild]

[pekingopera]

[unpretty]

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

[unpretty]

😔

[slimegargoyle]

strong contender for best book cover

[unawakening-float07]

[glam-apollo]

[markoferko]

hát jó

[antique-scarecrow]

what the frick