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frank play with baby

My smile is so big my face hurts

thank you @kurtbrussels

#Bioshock #anyway please commish my friend kurtbrussels/micah their car has arthritis :(#little sister go wee jack go WHOMP #brigid tenenbaum #frank fontaine #little sister #Jack #micah's car still has arthritis btw

One time my mom was in Europe the same time as a retired Donald Rumsfeld and she said that if she had a chance, she'd throw him in the trunk of a car and drive his ass to Germany because they had a warrant out for him for war crimes

I think she should have kidnapped him. I think she would have gotten away with it.

were--ralph

HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED

Theyre going to send a team after Mamdani this is highkey insane

dancinbutterfly

Who are “they”?

were--ralph

you completely missed the point but congrats on the cynicism. Anyways this is also not "just a tiktok"

It's on every social media platform, news outlets are reporting on it, its a big deal especially with The Orange in office who is besties with Netanyahu. Mamdani is also an immigrant to the US, and our own government supports Israel, the right especially and our current government does not like immigrants to begin with. The Orange is insane enough to call something like this Treason even though it isn't.

As a politician he's openly putting a target on his back.

#we've killed guys for less #and Rubio is talking about abolishing the ICC because it could infringe on our sovereignty (that's the idea buddy)#so what are we about to do? who else are we protecting from lawful prosecution for war crimes?

theonion

ankle-beez

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

skopostheorie

straycatj

it’s summertime… isn’t having so many cats at your home like a festival of shedding fur? is it hard to deal with?

she always complains about it, huh

How do we know Yukio Mishima wasn't a performance artist who dedicated himself to his portrayal of a in-denial homosexual fascist who was once engaged to the Empress Emerita of Japan, posed for softcore homosexual "body builder" magazines, and who would commit traditional seppuku when he failed to overturn the Japanese state with like nine other guys (at most) from his ultra-masculine ultranationalist movement

Because he sounds like a Character. He sounds like a made up guy.

lesbianswift

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

#yes yes YES yes YES I USED TO EAT THEM LIKE I WAS A VAMPIRE AS A KID and YES

dahlia-molinas

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

#WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

thesummoningdark

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the-stray-liger

the fucking timestamp

thesummoningdark

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

balaclava-trismegistus

what the fuck is this shit man

balaclava-trismegistus

Mishima demonstrating his heroic 25lb back squat

#Mishima you were such a fucking mess bro #I can't believe you were a real guy and not some sort of fantastic satire character

prokopetz

Basically what I'm getting from the present "giving 100% at work" Tumblr discourse is that a lot of people have fairly narrow notions of what blue-collar versus white-collar jobs actually entail. There are in fact manual labour jobs where a significant chunk of your average work day consists of Fucking Around, and conversely, there are desk jobs where you crunch eighty-hour weeks for years on end until you suddenly drop dead from heart failure at age 32. It's absolutely true that you're more likely to end up in a No Fucking Around Allowed situation in a blue-collar occupation, but you can't tell whether or not someone is in that position based purely on whether or not they work in an office. Shit, call centre workers are white collar on paper, and the kind of fuckery a lot of call centre workers are subjected to involves genuine human rights violations.