Dick Warlock

Snake Plissken is the antihero of my heart.

[steakplissken]

frank play with baby

My smile is so big my face hurts

thank you @kurtbrussels

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[dogpuppy]

[swordseer]

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[kidpix-album-covers]

The Rolling Stones - Foreign Tongues (2026)

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[eyewishing]

girl we've been knowing how to draw

[steakplissken]

One time my mom was in Europe the same time as a retired Donald Rumsfeld and she said that if she had a chance, she'd throw him in the trunk of a car and drive his ass to Germany because they had a warrant out for him for war crimes

I think she should have kidnapped him. I think she would have gotten away with it.

[were--ralph]

HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED

Theyre going to send a team after Mamdani this is highkey insane

[dancinbutterfly]

Who are “they”?

[were--ralph]

you completely missed the point but congrats on the cynicism. Anyways this is also not "just a tiktok"

It's on every social media platform, news outlets are reporting on it, its a big deal especially with The Orange in office who is besties with Netanyahu. Mamdani is also an immigrant to the US, and our own government supports Israel, the right especially and our current government does not like immigrants to begin with. The Orange is insane enough to call something like this Treason even though it isn't.

As a politician he's openly putting a target on his back.

[theonion]

[ankle-beez]

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

[skopostheorie]

[straycatj]

it’s summertime… isn’t having so many cats at your home like a festival of shedding fur? is it hard to deal with?

she always complains about it, huh

[steakplissken]

How do we know Yukio Mishima wasn't a performance artist who dedicated himself to his portrayal of a in-denial homosexual fascist who was once engaged to the Empress Emerita of Japan, posed for softcore homosexual "body builder" magazines, and who would commit traditional seppuku when he failed to overturn the Japanese state with like nine other guys (at most) from his ultra-masculine ultranationalist movement

Because he sounds like a Character. He sounds like a made up guy.

[lesbianswift]

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