Dick Warlock

Snake Plissken is the antihero of my heart.

[steakplissken]

frank play with baby

My smile is so big my face hurts

thank you @kurtbrussels

[steakplissken]

How do we know Yukio Mishima wasn't a performance artist who dedicated himself to his portrayal of a in-denial homosexual fascist who was once engaged to the Empress Emerita of Japan, posed for softcore homosexual "body builder" magazines, and who would commit traditional seppuku when he failed to overturn the Japanese state with like nine other guys (at most) from his ultra-masculine ultranationalist movement

Because he sounds like a Character. He sounds like a made up guy.

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

what the fuck is this shit man

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Mishima demonstrating his heroic 25lb back squat

[prokopetz]

Basically what I'm getting from the present "giving 100% at work" Tumblr discourse is that a lot of people have fairly narrow notions of what blue-collar versus white-collar jobs actually entail. There are in fact manual labour jobs where a significant chunk of your average work day consists of Fucking Around, and conversely, there are desk jobs where you crunch eighty-hour weeks for years on end until you suddenly drop dead from heart failure at age 32. It's absolutely true that you're more likely to end up in a No Fucking Around Allowed situation in a blue-collar occupation, but you can't tell whether or not someone is in that position based purely on whether or not they work in an office. Shit, call centre workers are white collar on paper, and the kind of fuckery a lot of call centre workers are subjected to involves genuine human rights violations.

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[parakavka]

柴犬·͜·♡もも on X: “ネットでポチった帽子だいぶサイズミスってるけど気に入ってくれた犬可愛いすぎる https://t.co/tgzLKLsT1a” / X

[parkchanwoohoo]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[necrophagesaint]

You stupid bitch there's literally a starman waiting in the sky

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[jinsouled]

Piracy is the most beautiful thing in the world every time i see a fake ass leftist be anti piracy i get so disgusted you hoes dont want solutions

[steakplissken]

Aroace Snake Plissken is so important to me.

I want to be clear, he is an asshole but he is also aroace. If he wasn't an asshole he'd be nicer about it. If he wasn't an asshole he'd probably be aware that he's aroace. He does not have the time, the vocabulary, or the society to figure it out. So all he can do is keep turning down invitations for sex like he's being asked if he wants a chicken sandwich rn