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Runs on Queue. A collection of Prompto's photos with occasional absurd/stupid captions that are probably only funny to me. Reblogs are welcome and encouraged. You may use any of the images but please give credit if you do. Sideblog.

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Iggy's got a bug up his butt about something today.

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Sin eats neurotic blondes for breakfast.

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He cooks, he cleans, he levitates.

Ignis “Gravity Does Not Apply To Me” Scientia

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This pic is so badass I can't think of anything dumb to say

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Prompto's tinder profile pic. He's just looking for his other half.

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Sin eats neurotic blondes for breakfast.

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Prompto’s trying to make me ship it.

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Yeah, he’s DEFINITELY got an agenda.

I’m not gonna ship it.

Nope.

Aww, shit….

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Here we go again. I will not ship it. I will not ship it. I will not....

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Iggy's got a bug up his butt about something today.

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Why yes, I am wearing Gar'bage by Drakkar Noir! So good of you to notice.

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That time Gladio ate the wrong mushroom and spent the next 4 hours conversing with a lightbulb.

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Little did this waiter know, asking Iggy if he would like some ketchup for his steak would prove to be a fatal mistake.

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Guess what?

Chocobo butt!

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Regis and Clarus dealing with Cat Status Effect

Cor: Your Majesty??  What happened?

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Voted most likely to start a fitness cult.

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It's been 3 years and we still don't know who tf Izunia was

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Gladio: *reads aloud* "Billy stroked Alan's throbbing member-"

Ignis: "Throbbing member." How unoriginal.

Gladio: Yeah? What would you call it?

Prompto: Baloney Pony?

Noctis: Trouser trout.

Prompto: One gun salute!

Noctis: Yogurt canon.

Gladio: Iggy? What'cha got?

Ignis: *smirks, slowly crosses one leg over the other* A Standing Ovation, of course.