silly simp

Call me R or radical | Over 20 | I write primarily on AO3 | MDNI

[rocksama24]

Play me a memory.

[chivachill]

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

[gumdrops-stuff]

[pipipka]

[mochapao]

more cahara

[samcsao3]

[awetfrog]

girls night out

[johnny-ignition]

Realized today that my top 3 have this theme in common.

EDIT: This has been blowing up for months and shows no signs of stopping. I don't have a SoundCloud, so: Free Palestine!

EDIT 2: Over 10k notes for a joke that I thought of at work, lmao. Anyway seriously, Free Palestine. Donate to the UNRWA, signal boost Palestinians, do whatever you can.

[eileennatural]

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

[demiboydemon]

[00-00-cd]

[madame-helen]

[00-00-cd]

[wszczebrzyszynie]

the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering

[b0lyachka]

Nosramus🕯️