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Everyone should be doing crit fails/successes on saving throws.

We had a thirst and hunger system implemented. We were very thirsty and hungry. Did bad on our nature checks, all we found was a puddle of mud.

My character decided to drink from it. DM asked for CON save. Crit success.

The mud tasted so fucking refreshing that not only did it count as a short rest but I got an inspiration as well.

My character excitedly forced another PC to drink from it, who subsequently crit failed and took damage.

sevdrag

apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

noelbadgespugh

rainbowtitania

I have yeeted the mirror that was on your wall

and which you were probably hoping to shave with

Forgive me it is a foul bauble of man’s vanity

adelphicoracle

My nam is Drac

And when I see

A mirrer not reflecting me

I screm and toss it

To the grass

That bauble’s gone

I yeet the glass

charlesoberonn

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

charlesoberonn

I apologize.

noroquian

demareth

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

charlesoberonn

This one?

schwazombie

ruffboi-mags

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

dzamie

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

nebulous-nebuli

sour-charity

emphasisonthehomo

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

toadsrbutch

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

dotty-literati

HD remake

stevencharleston

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

uphillsky

@endreal some babies…

liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011

anxietyproblem

kristina100000

naamahdarling

This has been said eighty-eleven-dozen times by now, but I want y'all to listen, because I love you.

All y'all who are disabled or have issues that make things hard sometimes, who struggle to get things done, listen up.

You are allowed to solve your problems. You sre allowed to solve your problems in the way that is best for YOU, and you actually do not have to care whether other people don't even have that problem, or would solve it another way, or would hate your solution.

If you need to use paper plates because doing the dishes uses energy you really need to free up to wash your underpants, do it. If not separating your whites or putting your clothes away and switching to a two-hamper clean/dirty system means you actually have clean underpants, do it. If eating takeout means that you eat something today instead of nothing, do it. If putting a big ol' 14 gallon kitchen trash can in every room and beside all your fave sitting spots means you don't throw trash on the floor, do it. Keep a thing of Clorox wipes in every room for messes so you don't have to hike to get them. Stash baby wipes in your bedside drawer for when you can't be arsed to go shower but would like to be a bit cleaner. Throw away things you would otherwise save because they could maybe be fixed someday, perhaps -- the clutter is depressing you way more than the broken thing is worth. Shop where it's easiest, forgive yourself if it is not the cheapest, or if it's Walmart.

Cut yourself a break whenever you can and caredully consider whether, in struggling to solve a problem the "right" way, you may be making things unnecessarily hard on yourself.

Laundry hampers, trash cans, those can be hidden if you have company but feel ashamed. You can KEEP a set of clean real dishes to use for company. You can cook when you feel like it, or for occasions, but not always.

You can try to think outside the box, try to make a life where things are easier for you because you aren't struggling against your own needs.

Cut yourself a break. Solve the problem you have, not the problem other people might have with things being done the "wrong" way. Their expectations are silly. You do you.

Now look at my cat.