hi there, you are beautiful

Ray|18|any pronouns☆

[pixelartpeach]

They’re trying to tie so they can share the 1st place medal

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Voting ended onJan 28, 2023

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

this site's like worm this worm that can't stop posting about worm but the second you have the chance to vote for worm you fucking choose snail. enemies all around me

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[draculiza]

I'm knitting a jumper for my frog plushie and it's going to be so sick

[draculiza]

The body is done! I'm a bit worried I might have made it too short but alas, we'll see tomorrow. Hopefully then I can also start on the little sleeves!

[saltpepperbeard]

Ed + Beard Appreciation

For @blakbonnet​

[r0zeclawz]

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

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[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you’re absolutely correct it was

[yournonbinaryicon]

Hell yeah

[seasonedbroccoli]

Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!

1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours

🥕 carrotjesus Follow

OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time

🤡 jizzardtower Follow

shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable

✴ cadylady2002 Follow

Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!

👁 shreksbellybutton Follow

🦷 pigeonsarecool Follow

CHICKEM WIMGS

🍵 souperdouper Follow

shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

i feel like a man lost in the desert having oasis hallucinations

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this website’s fake posting game is fucking unparalleled

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You know who else feels like a man lost in the desert having oasis hallucinations?

THAT’S RIGHT YOU’RE STILL IN THE FAKE POST. GET WILE E COYOTED IDIOT

[hackfurs]

"suggest this less" "show this less" "recommend this less" i hate how across the internet our ability to curate our own experience, hell even our ability to give a definitive fucking NO to shit, is being stolen from us. its infuriating. "okay, we wont show you this as often... but we will still show it to you" MOTHER FUCKER I SAID NO.

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[tgttos]

this is her website tht links to her wikipedia page which states that in 2021 the U.S government issued an international arrest & extradition warrant for her irt previous hacks. :3

[successioncore]

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

[burntcopper]

[thedreadpiratejames]

knight: rides into battle without helmet everyone: gives him strange looks knight: “kitty was sleeping in it” everyone: nods in agreement

[saltpepperbeard]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[baronafanas002]

LET ME POLL GODDAMNIT

No offense but i wish EVERYONE could make them at this point

[konoko]

[snake-snack-stede]

@wearfinethingsalltoowell