Fictional Character Simp

| Hailey | she/her | Multi-Fandom (mainly LSOH) | 15 |

[a-semi-sadist]

So I have a really great idea.

A cake.

With Christian Borle's face on it.

Thats it.

Thats the idea.

I think it's wonderful.

I asked for it for Christmas.

I'll keep y'all updated. 😏

[a-semi-sadist]

So update:

I didn't get one, but its bc no bakeries would put an edible image on a cake.

BUT

I GOT SOME GREAT STUFF

I GOT A BOOK OF CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY SIGNED BY THE ENTIRE OBC OF CATCF

WHICH MEANS CHRISTIAN BORLE

SO I HAVE CHRISTIAN BORLE'S AUTOGRAPH

Anyways

If yall wanna know everything I got for Christmas, I make another post later

[a-semi-sadist]

Help, I've had Love Thy Neighbor on repeat for the part like half an hour...

(The Andrew Rannells version one, duh)

[a-semi-sadist]

So I have a really great idea.

A cake.

With Christian Borle's face on it.

Thats it.

Thats the idea.

I think it's wonderful.

I asked for it for Christmas.

I'll keep y'all updated. 😏

[laurhystoricalippo]

Well well 👀 too much Will power here...

[a-semi-sadist]

Imagine having Covid during Christmas 🙄🤚 I totally can't relate

[a-semi-sadist]

I have a Redbubble shop that y’all should check out...

If you want some cool theatre-y stuff: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Vibingggg/shop?asc=u

[a-semi-sadist]

Reasons to like Orin Scrivello:

1.

       2. Christian Borle

[a-semi-sadist]

So, sometimes I get high off the vapors of rubbing alcohol bc I can do that without getting caught most of the time. Today, I decided I would because ya know, everyone in my family besides me has Covid and I was ✨not ok✨. But anyways, I forgot everything that happened and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found out I made some amazing ass brownies and cried to my friends (with multiple videos) about how I wanted to be adopted by Christian Borle. 

Honestly, worse things have happened

[a-semi-sadist]

I'm really eating this turkey

Something Andrew Rannells made up

[a-semi-sadist]

Little Shop of Horrors based on things my friends have said

Seymour: I laughed until I cried and now I'm nonstop crying.

Orin: Normalize laughing at babies when they get hurt.

Audrey: Either way, I'm crying by the end of the night.

Audrey II: I'm banned from the mall for being a disturbance.

Mushnik: You 👏 are 👏 a 👏 dumbass 👏

(I dont have many friends so I can't do Crystal, Ronnette, or Chiffonnnnnn :( )

[a-semi-sadist]

Things I’ll write romantic one shots of:

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour x Audrey Seymour x Reader Orin x Reader Orin x Audrey Orin x Seymour

Something Rotten

Shakespeare x Nick Shakespeare x Nigel Shakespeare x Portia Shakespeare x Reader Nick x Bea Nick x Reader Nigel x Portia Nigel x Reader

Falsettos

Marvin x Whizzer Marvin x Male!Reader Whizzer x Male!Reader Trina x Mendel Charolette x Cordelia

Rocky Horror

Frank N Furter x Rocky Frank N Furter x Reader

Legally Blonde

Elle x Emmett Elle x Reader Emmett x Reader

Mean Girls

Regina x Cady Regina x Reader Cady x Aaron Cady x Reader Janis x Cady Janis x Reader

Be More Chill

Jeremy x Christine Jeremy x Michael Jeremy x Brooke Jeremy x Reader Michael x Rich Michael x Reader Rich x Reader Chloe x Brooke Brooke x Christine Brooke x Reader Christine x Reader

Newsies

Jack x Davey Jack x Crutchie Jack x Reader Race x Spot Race x Albert Race x Reader Spot x Reader Albert x Reader Crutchie x Reader