Bullets Anyone?

"Ey! Someone there? Can't see a thing! Name's Dee... hello?" "Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Chamber, please submit to mandatory testing." ((Indie Defective Turret and GLaDOS RP blog for Portal 2 and Post Portal 2)) OC Friendly Multi-Verse...

[xx-wheredoyouwanttosit-xx-deact]

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

[rpmememakers-blog]

Send me "love potion" for your muse to put my muse under a love spell.

[mxtalball-blog]

     “Would ya’ mind reblogging this if you are a active Portal roleplay blog, or willing to roleplay with one.

     Thanks, mate.”

[daisyjennings-blog1]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[brittsmemes]

Put a 👍 in my ask if you like how I play my muse

[spiritscalling]

Headcanon Meme Time!

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

⏀ describe their usual smile

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

✑ describe something they like without naming it

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

❖ describe their hands

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?

❤ describe how they show affection.

✭ what is one of their favorite items?

[sidestuiff]

Arranged marriage AU starter sentences

“So you’re my future bride/groom? You’re not what I expected at all.”

“I know it doesn’t seem so, but I will take care of you.”

“Let’s get this straight, I’m only agreeing with this arrangement so my parents would shut up.”

“I…think I’m in love?”

“You don’t have to worry, I’m never going to touch you.”

“I look forward to getting to know you better.”

“Are you scared? Don’t be. ‘ll protect you from today onwards.”

“You are the reason why I can’t be happy.”

“I don’t want to marry you at all, the person I love is someone else.”

“We’ll make this work out.”

“Don’t run away from this, from me!”

“I can’t believe they’re making us get together.”

“It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.”

“The moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be.”

“I know it’s already been arranged, but let me do this properly…Will you marry me?”

“All right, all right! If you’re so against it, then we can work together to sabotage our own wedding!”

“If I don’t win your heart in a month we can call off the wedding.”

“You are mine now. Don’t look at anyone else.”

“Don’t cry. I promise I will love you and protect you to the best of my ability, til death do we part.”

“I have loved the idea of you since before you were even born.”

“ have been eagerly awaiting the day I could finally meet you…and I am not disappointed. You are beautiful.”

“I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down?

[gumiyamegpoid-deactivated201308]

Try to guess mun's age, gender, and sexuality

[azure-dreamer-deactivated202003]

ASK THE BLOGGER

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -….. on drugs?

♠ -…..smoked?

♦ -…..had alcohol?

❥ - sexual orientation

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

[a-simple-defect-blog]

AU idea!

Is anyone interested in a Lovecraftian AU? I just really want to write about Elder Gods... also... I'm going to try to come out of hiatus.... emphasis on the word "try"

[horrificmemes]

Send me a symbol for a horror-inspired starter

☠   Our muses are going ghost hunting together ☮   One of our muses is infected with a mysterious virus (effects are up to the mun) ☯   Our muses are survivors after a nuclear holocaust Ω   Our muses are survivors after a zombie apocalypse ♤   One of our muses is a ghost and the other just moved into their house ♣   One of our muses is a werewolf, and it’s a full moon ♡   One of our muses is a vampire ♢   Our muses have just created a monster in a lab   ⚜  Our muses are lost in the woods when they hear ghostly voices/singing ★   Our muses get stuck in an abandoned building ☆   Our muses are being chased by a masked killer ☾   One of our muses is a masked killer and the other is their victim ☼  One of our muses has the other chained up ☀   Our muses are at sea when something stirs underneath the water ☹   Our muses are babysitting late at night and they get spooked ¢    Our muses find a spellbook and decide to test it out ☚   Our muses play with a Ouija board ☝    Our muses find a possessed item

[seveneigths]

instead of "Ask me", I want you to tell me your story

Tell me about:

Why you’re single

How’s your relationship going?

What do you dream about at night?

What are you afraid of?

What’s your favorite song?

Tell me about the book you’re reading

A poem or song lyric that won’t leave your head

Tell me about your secret crush

Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue

What’s your deepest wish

Do you believe in magic?

Tell me a ghost story

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you?

What do you need to get off your chest?

What are you mad about?

What are you excited about?

Are you afraid for the future?

Fill my Ask Box

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send me an AU that you want to thread with my muse

Teacher/Student AU

High School AU

Rockstar AU

Burlesque Dancer AU

Vampire AU

Pirate AU

Middle Ages AU

Royalty AU

College AU

Prostitution AU

Bootlegger AU

Western AU

Mafia/Mobster/Gangster AU

Mermaid AU

Fairy Tale AU

Harry Potter AU

Star Trek AU

Star Wars AU

1950s AU

1960s AU

1970s AU

1980s AU

1990s AU

Law & Order AU

Antebellum South AU

Sweeney Todd AU

Cop AU

Werewolf AU

Frankenstein AU

Killer AU

Superhero AU

Cheesy Sci-Fi Film AU

Southern Gothic AU

Shakespeare AU

Angel AU

Demon AU

Asylum AU

Circus/Freakshow AU

Coven AU

Zombie Apocalypse AU

[i-am-not-a-guardian-deactivated]

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[a-simple-defect-blog]

Awful Pickup Lines-Edition {Sentence Starters}

"There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?"

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

"Have you ever played leap frog naked?"

"Hi. Are you legal?"

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"

"Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you."

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

"Hey, baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!"

"Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?"

"Nice pants, can I test the zipper?"

"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"

"I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?"

"Hi. You'll do."

[a-simple-defect-blog]

Red, pink, blue, plum. Violet, aqua, lavender ((from the mun))

((You make me blush! ^///^))