Alexander Maverick Apollo Achellies

He/it Pan, Trans, Ace 18

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

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Do you consent- to a pickle asmr

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Here's some quotes from me and my friends lately

"Have you ever been seduced by Freddy Kruger before?"

"you're not being gaslit you're just stupid"

"ah cool, canabillism"

"father figure, parental style"

"You look like a religious racist white man (affectionate)"

"im treading the line between lesbian and boyband"

"gerard way is a male lesbian"

"cause Florida is just quirky like that"

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teetle neetles

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apparently sleeping as much as I do is "unhealthy" and "a sign of depression"lol

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The idea of the real slim shady standing up implies there is a fake not slim shady sitting down

[wolfofmarvel-deactivated2024111]

Stahp

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Never <3

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The idea of the real slim shady standing up implies there is a fake not slim shady sitting down

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do I simp for fictional characters that could be my fathers age because I lacked a stable father figure and I try and find characters who can fit that for me or because they have a traumatic backstory/daddy issues/some form of trauma which makes them relatable so I grasp onto any form of media to fulfill that relatability while also helping the hurt part of my brain with things like tooth rotting fluff and helping the part of me dealing with sexual trauma through graphic smut & overly sexualized media to make me feel less alone.

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I need a sleeveless turtleneck to seduce my boyfriend 😌💅

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The worm in my brain says I don't have the body type to pull off denim, but I just tell it to pipe down

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incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I’d sleep.

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Incorrect quotes with red guy

(Y/n), throwing their head into red guy's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Red guy, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

(I now write for red guy. Only hc for now)

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(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~

Red guy: The dishes.

(y/n): Wh-

Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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stairs are domesticated escalators

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Would squidward technically be a furry?

[wolfofmarvel-deactivated2024111]

WHAT- Explain your thinking please I want to hear this

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He is an anthropomorphic animal which thus would make him a furry, correct? Although since he has no fur would he be a skinny?

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Would squidward technically be a furry?

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*glances at all the your boyfriend posts on my dash* im calling protective services