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[stability]

[constellations-and-sunrises]

sobbing.

[mugglesofficial]

yall

[agoldthatactuallystays]

y’all,

[mypassionsareyours]

YALL

[sailingthesatanic]

H & M just shitted on my whole life

[bovenmaans]

this is what 2016 needed

[tshifty]

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE!!!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

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[betterthankanyebitch]

Storks (2016)

[wants-to-sleep]

Is this… diversity? People of colour? Same sex parents?

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes Pangur gets bored of her toys & starts screaming, so I open a door to Forbidden Territory. it makes her feel sneaky and glad

[mediumfoot]

is there a human trapped inside this weasel

[pangur-and-grim]

she never ate nobody, not once. humans, in this cat?

[pickleandthequeen]

I feel as she should open her mouth an speak prophecy. She is such a striking kitty. Like she is the type of cat I would expect to see at the side of elves.

[pangur-and-grim]

y’all are talking about this cat?

[ploridafanthers]

why is that cat so long? did it get caught in a taffy stretcher?

[pangur-and-grim]

compliments cause her to elongate…she’s growing too long, too powerful

[blas-ey]

[positive-bats]

A Little Bat Reminder!

[bellaxiao]

Meet the 8-year-old Jalen Bailey. His mother taught him to cook from a very young age. When he was only 6 years old he baked his first peanut butter cookies without anyone’s help. At the age of 8, Jalen expressed the desire to buy his mom a house. The family applied for the necessary licenses and signed the legal documents to make Jalen’s Bakery a reality.

Within just 1 week, the 8-year-old was making, selling and shipping off his baked masterpieces.

If you wanna treat yourself and support Black-owned business, check Jalen’s Bakery website and order some delicacies. 🍪

#BlackPride

[l0v3andsuch]

Precious precious precious

[survivedthenight]

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

[andrewbelami]

@johnpaulbrammer is a national treasure and must be protected

[captainoscarwildesbeard]

let me harvest dick in peace deborah

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[thingsabouthufflepuffs]

things about Hufflepuffs #556

Hufflepuffs are always trying to make things a little better than the last time. Tweak a potion recipe, innovate a tool, reorganize an entire system… “leaving something better than you found it” is a natural tendency.

[memewhore]

[exogenesis-lights]

this is a work of art

[cerebrumobscura]

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

[amberjane9]

Blue hair

[ghostmistake]

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

[moonblossom]

Confirming the blue hair thing here. Kids think I’m magical, old ladies often go “oh, I wish I’d had your courage”, old men glare at me like I have two heads, and then glare at my father like somehow they expect him to control his unruly 33 year old. It’s awesome.

[dangerousnotbroken]

Works with hot pink hair too. When I was working retail I’d frequently have little kids tell their parents they HAD to come through my register so they could see the lady with princess hair, and old ladies complement me all the time, and grown men avert their eyes when I catch them looking and stare back at them. It makes me more powerful than I ever imagined.

[justanothertiredgay]

When my hair was blue I had so much fucking confidence. Man I miss it..

[daqqo-remade]

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page

[survivingdaysalone]

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

[alphawitchnyxx]

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

[tipsyggnostalgic]

[ruinedchildhood]

ONLY JUST NOW

DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES

WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.