AlabasterAngst

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[crimecasecollection]

"Fuckin wild." 😂😂😂

[afro-evolutionary-astrology]

“Omg 🙄”

[joeys-piano]

“Is that all you got?” Please, I’m dying. 

[schizoidwire]

“Wow”

[apple-juice-spaceboy]

"👍"

No words, just 👍

[sweetsweetemo]

":("

rlly?

[aroapollojustice-deactivated202]

"Yeah and?? You don't see me chatting up chucky cheese"

[skeilig]

[gregwambsganss]

“Okay”

[systlin]

“Pick up milk and orange juice”

[marinnerinn]

“if everyone else agrees, I don’t see why not!”

[doggosource]

safety 

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

The baby 😭😭😭😭

[everythingfox]

jumpy boi

[evandash]

[toxictiktoks]

“He saw me filming him attack me so he pretended to be asleep”

[romansroys]

brad: *nonsense* claire: uh huh

[lovlae]

this mentally soothes me 

[treekoalago]

Did someone say treat!

[pansexualjamestkirk]

Can you imagine Pirate King Elizabeth killing people on the high seas and her final words to them are ‘Say hello to my husband’

[captainlordauditor]

#the pirate queen kills you and you meet davy jones and he’s eagerly like ‘did elizabeth have a message for me?!’ #you flash back to your bewildered last moment #’…she said jack is teaching your son to shoot’ #‘oh god no’ says davy jones

[sirfrogsworth]

[avvocarlo]

dog in a bog

[evildoreah]

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

[honeybooboothefool]

[porterr-robinson]

[valer1an]

hozier hits different when you’re gay and yearning and the world feels apocalyptic huh

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Wasteland, Baby! aged EXTREMELY well in only a fucking year

[ecccentrick]

I think the reason why so many queer women (and queer people in general) love Hozier is the way he sings about women. They're mystical, powerful, sexy, sweet, dangerous, worshipped and, sadly, also abusive. The real, and the unreal of fairy tales. They're scary in their greatness and their anger, but in other songs, vulnerable in their sadness. You can tell he sees women as multifaceted people. There are even songs where the pronouns are gender neutral. Most love songs won't talk about how their baby is so powerful that even the beast of the apocalypse stopped at the sight of them. Or that they'll crawl from their grave to get to their love after death. The dramatics. Just attracts us gays. It's no surprise he has a decent LGBTQ following.

Anyway I love Hozier.

[everythingfox]

“Cat doing an obstacle course like it’s nothing”

(via)

[mckitterick]

what you’re saying is that when a cat knocks something over, they meant to do that

[marblesarelost]

Kinda goes without saying, doesn’t it?

[end0skeletal]

Look at these birbs

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

R O T U N D

[gimmethebeachboys]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is the exact doggo i want

[snoopingasusualisee]

@the-entire-furry-fandom

[copperbadge]

Jam band.

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[breezydreamydreamer]

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]