posh girls like a bit of fluff

"I am an omnivorous reader with a strangely retentive memory for trifles." lexi, dc/va. theatre, running, music, life, work. i occupy a minor position...

[scornfluke-archive]

this is OUTRAGEOUS

[tinderboyz]

[hotdogsngiggles]

i want to marry you

[magicalgworl]

20 minutes into case-solving and chill, and he give u this look

[tikideer]

[harrisonford42]

PPHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[brandnewsoulxx-deactivated20201]

I honestly cannot wait for the day when this generation is eligible to run for a political position because people are going to go digging into everybody’s pasts and at least like half of them are going to have to explain some of the shit they posted online like imagine watching a political debate and the front runner of a party has to attempt to explain away a snap they took of themselves where a big dick is drawn next to their head and it’s captioned “I love me some demon dick” literally how tf is anyone going to explain that, huh?

[twinkwolf]

imagine having to explain 250k of omegaverse fanfiction you wrote when you were 22 live on CNN with the whole country watching

[largishcat]

#“we’re here now with presidential candidate margaret ___ who has come under fire #for some comments she made on social media as a college student”  #“thank you for being here margaret”  #“what did you mean when you said ‘literally when will gwendoline christie raw me’?”  #“thank you john. i’d like to state for the record that my comments were taken far out of context  #what i actually said was that i wanted captain phasma; a character played by the actress gwendoline christie; to raw me  #it’s a pretty big distinction (via grandtheftcanine)

[a-study-in-miss-scarlet]

Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;

Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;

Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;

Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;

[a-study-in-miss-scarlet]

hastings: *loses poirot in a crowd*

hastings: this calls for drastic measures *takes out a speaker*

hastings: POIROT, DO YOU EVER MISS YOUR HOMECOUNTRY FRANCE?

poirot: *a cane pops up in the middle of the crowd, angrily being waved around* I'M NOT FRENCH!!!

hastings: ah, there he is

[springsprites]

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

[sketchshark]

Creepy dolls.

[axelaqua]

this is a nice wholesome meme to end the year and i 100% approve

[love-y-o-u-3000]

We can all go home

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

if she deletes this, i’m gonna flip

[oxfordlunch]

Th is is actually on Twitter right now i just checked what even

[havetardiswilltimetravel]

Link? I can’t find it!

[i-want-cheese]

[commander-candles]

A Study In Pink // The Abominable Bride

I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway.

[fjordfolk]

[the-afro-argonaut]

I don’t know what this dog is gonna do, but it looks important

[xigrif]

[bogleech]

buttbuttinate

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OUTSTANDING O.O

[khorazir]

“Mind Palace” (complete)

Well, here we are. Thanks to everybody who stayed or popped in to see what the boys were up to. The rest I’ll leave to your imagination ;).

[sehomes]

On of my interior dreams is to have a secret door. Do you have any?