comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
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pls don’t read this if you don’t like porn links please know that the characters are up to age meaning they are either adults or teen ages 18-19
~ DEIDARA
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~ HIDAN
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~ ITACHI UCHIHA
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~ SASORI
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This post was harder than I expected and I tried so I hope some people like it twitter videos are getting harder and harder to find not to mention trying to have the videos match with the characters because how they act or studying them
A joke you made doesn't land well with your husband.
332 days, that was how long Itachi had been gone on a mission.
He goes away on missions often, but this was the longest he'd ever been away. You remember the tearful departure like it was yesterday, though a lot of the tears were on your end.
It was like any other day, the two of you were having dinner, there was light conversation here and there but the comfortable silence was greatly appreciated as well. Itachi had been fiddling with his food for a while now, a strange distant look occupying his face.
He had a cute habit of zoning out at the table so you didn't question it much, to you he was just simply lost in thought again.
Perhaps you should have because just a few minutes later, Itachi clears his throat.
"Y/n, maybe we should get that puppy you've talking about" how random, the last time you talked about the puppy was almost a week and a half ago.
"I thought you didn't like animals on the furniture, why the sudden change of heart tachi?"
"...it could keep you company while I'm gone...".
You felt your stomach drop, you should've know better by now. Itachi always lets you know of his impending departure in the most jarring ways possible.
You could feel the heat rushing to your face in panic, he had never suggested getting a pet to keep you company while he was on his missions.
So what was different about this mission? You weren't stupid, even though you tried to push them away every thought in your head was screaming that Itachi was going to be gone for a long, long time.
Your panicked demeanor did nothing to hide your thoughts, so Itachi concludes he might as well just get on with it.
He sighs, reaching across the table to grasp your hand "I will be gone for quite some time dear..."
You hated the way he was looking at you, with such pity, like you would break apart the second he stepped foot out of the house, maybe you would.
You hated how attached you had grown to his presence, to his company, but what was so wrong with being attached to your husband?
"How long?..."
"Eleven months but just know that I will be think-"
"Don't even" you yank your hand out of his, your desperation and anger muddling together to form one big meltdown.
"If you were thinking about me then you wouldn't leave me alone on my own for a year..." damnit, you couldn't even finish the sentence without your voice wobbling.
He needed to know that this was serious and that you weren't just acting out of momentary emotions.
"That's why I suggested the puppy..." he winces as soon as the words leave his mouth. If looks could kill, the glare you were sending him right now would have him six feet under.
"This isnt even your home Itachi, it might as well be a guest house because all you do is come and go!" Itachi's expression hardens, the atmosphere following suite.
"That isn't fair y/n. Everything I've done...I've done for you, to ensure you get to live in a world that is safe because you deserve it. It hurts me just as much to be away from you but this is my duty as a ninja and as a husband" You know he's right, you know it, but it didn't make the situation hurt any less.
"I know, I'm sorry...its just a year is too much...that's...I..." you couldn't even finish your sentence coherently but it was going to royally suck being separated from your husband for a year was your point.
He pulls you into a hug, warm and comforting, delicate and tender before pulling back and holding your face in his large hands
"Since you didn't let me finish my sentence last time, I will be thinking about you every minute and every second of the day. Will you be strong for me?" How unfair, how was he so good at diffusing the situation and making everything ok?
"Can't you just take me with you?..." If this wasn't such a serious moment, Itachi would've burst out laughing.
Even though he always let you win in playfights, your ninja skills were a joke and so therefore you would get obliterated within one day of the mission. He simply smiles and brushes his lips against your forehead in a tender gesture of reassurance
"I cannot in good faith do that, you will be safest here where I know you are far away from the dangers of my work. Now, how about that puppy?..."
So here you were 322 days later, earnestly waiting for his return. You two eventually settled on a Maltese, Itachi promised that with the small white ball of fluff running around, you wouldn't even notice his absence.
If anything, it reminded you of him more, especially when the time for his return drew nearer and nearer.
Itachi had forgotten he was now done with his mission and that he didn't need to be so deathly quiet anymore, as he slipped into the living room after a year of being gone to find you flipping through a book absentmindedly.
He had also apparently forgotten to turn his sharingan off when you turned around and nearly passed away from fright seeing a man standing in the shadows of your doorway, red glowering eyes boring into yours.
"What are you doing Itachi! you scared me half to death!" whatever excitement you had for his return was replaced with fright.
He chuckles stepping out of the doorway and revealing those refined features you had come to love. "Is this the welcome I get after not seeing you in a year?"
You glare at him before ultimately tackling him in a bone crushing hug, you couldn't believe he was actually back. The hug startled him, causing him to stumble a little but he eventually gains his bearing, returning the embrace with equal fervour. "I missed you tachi..."
"I missed you even more my love but I'm home now, I'm home".
After your tearful and frightful reunion, you led him upstairs to the bathroom where you stripped him of his clothes and began to wash him, a tender gesture of intimacy.
You started with his hair which was now much longer, since the last time you saw it while he sits in the bathtub. The water was all the way up to his nose and he sneaks little peeks up at you from your position behind him, bringing his hand up occasionally to wipe away the lather that threatens to get in his eyes.
"I bet you're enjoying this domestic display aren't you? seeing the feared Uchiha Itachi reduced to a pampered husband" he speaks, sitting up slightly to allow the water to come to the level of his chest.
"Very much so yes" no matter how scary eveyone said he was, he was always going to be your baby. "Even the scariest of ninjas need a little pampering and luckily for you, your wife is an expert in that field".
A smirk plays on his lips at your proud declaration, no matter how much he protests he loves when you take care of him. "Very lucky indeed but don't let it get to your head, it'll take a lot more to subdue me".
You scoff at his words, stopping your ministrations to his hair abruptly to place a kiss on his cheek.
You grin in triumph as you watch the dark red blush spread from his neck to the tip of his ears, this paired with his startled glare only add to his adorableness.
"Seems like I should let it get to my head because I know how to make Uchiha Itachi blush" he flushes deeper as you tout your victory, sinking deeper into the water as if to hide his embarrassment.
"Don't get too confident wife, flustering me doesn't make you formidable" you snicker going back to washing his hair
"oh yeah? maybe I should sell my techniques to your enemies, would I be formidable then?"
He snorts at the thought of his enemies kissing him on the cheek after learning about it from you. "That would be very...unpleasant" He says making a face.
"What if I use these tactics against your foes, perhaps we could gain an advantage. The element of surprise often proves decisive in battle." You say playfully thinking up strategies based on your unique brand of combat. "we could create a whole new arsenal of psychological warfare."
He knows you're teasing him but the thought fills Itachi with a sudden sense of discomfort. His jaw clenches involuntarily at the thought of you bestowing such intimate gestures upon other men.
He tries to shake off the irrational jealousy, reminding himself that such thoughts are unfounded and unnecessary. After all, your bond is rooted in trust and mutual respect, not petty insecurity.
Still, the image of another man receiving your affection lingers, fueling a quiet storm inside him. Itachi forces a nonchalant laugh, attempting to dispel the darkness gathering in his head.
"Naturally, those kisses would be reserved solely for me, the fortunate husband who gets to indulge in them daily." He meets your gaze, a hint of desperation underlying his rapidly failing casual demeanor.
You freeze at the sudden change in the atmosphere, was he actually taking you seriously?
"Tachi...I'm your wife, I'm not going to kiss anyone else."
Rising from the bath, Itachi steps out onto the tiles, water droplets glistening on his skin. He turns to face you, his eyes searching yours intently. "I know my love, I just take my responsibility as your husband very seriously."
With deliberate slowness, Itachi reaches out, his wet fingers brushing lightly against your cheek. You sigh, allowing yourself to relax again as you nuzzle into his touch.
"Besides, if I wanted to kiss other guys I would've done it while you were away on your mission...haha."
The tease falls as flat as a thunderclap, Itachi's face darkening ominously at your remark. He recoils slightly, his hand falling away from your skin as if it burned.
The jest, intended to lighten the mood, strikes a nerve in the most unexpected way possible.
As confident as he appeared to be, Itachi had his insecurities as well. Throughout the mission, his mind was plagued with thoughts of you finally having enough of his absence and leaving him for someone else, someone who could be with you all the time.
So it hit him like a truck when you made your little joke about cheating, it was like someone had spoken the words out his worst nightmares to taunt him.
"Is that what you were thinking about while I was gone?" he asks not being able to stop the words if he wanted to, his tone devoid of humor.
Each word is punctuated with an icicle chill delivery, making it clear that even the possibility of infidelity sends shockwaves through his very being. His eyes search yours, scrutinizing every flicker of emotion that crosses your features.
He struggles to keep the violent rage bubbling beneath the surface from boiling over, knowing full well the destructive path it would lead him down.
This night had definitely spiralled, Itachi had spiralled, the pressure of being away for so long was finally crashing down on him and he manifested it in the worst way possible.
How did the atmosphere go from intimate and jestful to raging jealousy and accusations of unfaithfulness. "You can't be serious Itachi, it was a jok-"
"You think this is amusing?" he asks, his voice low and dangerous, each word carefully enunciated.
"You'd do well to remember the sacrifice I made during my time away, y/n. Leaving you, enduring months of hardship and loss, all to ensure yours and the village's safety and yet you imply I should lose you to someone else because of it?"
His voice rises, betraying the anguish simmering beneath the surface.
"What? that's not what I was saying at all!"
He wraps a towel around his waist, suddenly cold from more than just the dampness seeping into the air. His posture remains rigid, shoulders squared in a silent challenge to the unwarranted doubt you cast. "I trust you, y/n. Not everyone deserves that same privilege. So choose your words more carefully in the future."
Your jaw is on the floor by the time he finishes his little rant. How had he managed to take the joke so wrongly? What did he even think of you?
"What the hell Itachi! what was all that? I already told you it was a joke, I would never cheat on you!"
He grabs your wrist tugging you closer, "That remark was inappropriate y/n" he says through gritted teeth, each word carefully enunciated to convey the depth of his displeasure.
"You should refrain from making jests about something so serious in the future." The atmosphere in the room has now deteriorated rapidly, the warm glow of the bath was now replaced by an uncomfortable chill.
Your chest heaves as you yank your wrist out of his grip in anger and quite frankly embarrassment, here was your husband of 5 years lecturing you about infidelity like you were a frivolous lady of the night.
"Get off me! You're clearly out of touch with your emotions, what's gotten into you?" You don't give him a chance to respond before you stomp out of the bathroom, making sure to slam the door as loud as you can.
You needed to be away from him right now, anywhere would do. You thought all those absences and long missions away from home wouldn't affect your relationship but they clearly did. A careful re-evaluation was due.
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Ya'll my keyboard kept auto correcting Itachi to Hitachi wtf??? Isn't Hitachi the name of that company that makes massage wands but everybody just uses them to get off😭
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Malleus who is so baffled over the fact that his s/o is dead so he highkey takes your dead body and preserves it in its own room in his castle, flowers surround the glass clear casket. But he thinks that the flowers do little because your beauty shines in comparison.
He uses magic to prevent your body from decaying and often comes to it everyday to just sit in the room, something akin to a church while he sits and talks about his day.
He’s become isolated, and somewhere in his twisted mind he imagines you talk back to him in his dreams.
Sometimes when he gets lonely, he waltzs around the room with you and whispers sweet nothings. Almost as if you can actually hear him. Its sickening really.
Sometimes he goes into his library to study how to bring you back, diddling a bit in forbidden magic. But what are they going to do to the new king? Stop him? No, not even Lilia can stop this obsession
You died from his overblot many years ago, he just refuses to acknowledge it.
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