a witch bird

ace. they/xe. "writer"

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[hoot-alex]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?

you have been turned into this cat breed!

How do you feel!

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I'm happy!

:3

ew.

Voting ended onJun 9

:33

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[a-witch-bird]

it's been said before but 2005 was only 10 years ago while 2023 was 20 years ago

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[good-grade-in-cleric]

Probably should've done this one before yesterday's polls, but unfortunately, i didn't think of it until immediately after posting. Oops.

Anyway!

You've beaten the odds and have joined the 5% who have survived the boosting process! Yay! Spin here for your boost and here for your classification. If you roll something with a repeat button 🔁 in the name, you have the option to spin again for an extra boost if you so desire, you lucky son of a gun! Just try not to go all Catastrofiend about it.

Most of the options don't get very specific, so feel free to make it more specific in the tags. Does your photokinesis blind people like Nocturne's or do you conjure hologram illusions instead? Or are you a Gamma level photokinetic who can't do anything more than clap to turn on the nearest light bulb? Your boost is your sandbox.

So how do you feel about your new power?

Best case scenario or close enough

Not your first choice but not bad

It's okay, you guess

Sucks but you'll survive

You wish you'd been part of the 95%

Voting ended onJun 10

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[cilantrhoes]