oh hi whatcha doin

he/they, please use tone tags, minor, baby witch, goblincore type stuff, hope you enjoy!

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how do you get screenshots from your animal crossing games? I wanna show some stuff from my island- thanks

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yo

probably gonna spam post tonight

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craving of the night:

cinnamon jellybeans

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ok no don’t tell me this exists because if it does I need like a thousand. 

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I've come to make an announcement. Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. U fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Dr. Robotnik (i think)

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deltarune and undertale headcanons because why not

-Kris loves lemon demon, and used to dance to it with Asriel

-Ralsei goes by he/they pronouns -Susie acts homophobic but is actually bi and pretends not to respect Kris’s pronouns even though she uses them automatically without thinking. -Toriel is very affectionate, including to Kris’s friends which is why nobody really goes to their house. -San’s humour isn’t only puns, he also makes “that’s what your mom said/did to me last night” jokes, which annoy Papyrus even more.   -Sans is aro/ace, and when he’s around friends he also makes jokes about that. Ralsei doesn’t like anything with strawberries in it. (idk why he just does) -Kris has a dress that one of their classmates jokingly gave them but they actually like it and wear it sometimes. -Jevil and Seam were roomates before Jevil went crazy. 

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"But will you  fulfill it? Are you even brave enough to do that? Do you really think that you want to go through with some crazy pipe dream you had in year 6 from you over imagination?"

- a character in my book maybe idk if i want to add it

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in regards to that last post i am ok now and also fun fact i have this book that i’m writing and i’m questioning if i should put it on wattpad or something when it’s done

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tumblr i need some happy could you please give some happy thankyou 

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I’ve cleaned my room so now i’m going to make some tea and go to the creek near my house and i’ll take some pictures

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welp

time to watch studio ghibli films and clean my room while daydreaming about  things like gardening, making clothes, playing animal crossing, ect. 

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oh and don’t get the wrong idea i’m bad at gardening and i don’t have a sewing machine when i say “making clothes” and “gardening” i mean daydreaming about learning how to do those things 

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welp

time to watch studio ghibli films and clean my room while daydreaming about  things like gardening, making clothes, playing animal crossing, ect. 

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crab

me, about a year ago

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I have decided

I’m going to make brownies :)

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i almost set my apartment on fire i think but they’re pretty tasty

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I have decided

I’m going to make brownies :)

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It is time, my brothers, sisters and siblings.

The minecrafting may now take place. Come, allow yourself to succumb to it’s temptations and become one with the cubes.  Drink the heavenly liquid that is known as “Chocolate Milk”. Taste the magical like flavour that is “Noodles”. Feel the warmth of the blanket nest as it surrounds you in it’s comfort. This is  one of my favourite things to do. Seriously though minecraft gets 10000000% better with chocolate milk and/or noodles or just any comfort food really-  

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fun fact one of my friend’s name on discord is “leaking hamburger helper” and i- what liquid is it leaking??? oil?? grease??? it’s killing me ;-;

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ATTENTION

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTNTANT ANNOUNCMENT TO MAKE *Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley starts playing*