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BIKES AND THE BEESSSS

*throws glitter at you* oooooooo you wanna know about my ocxcanon and see my aus oooooooooo

Don’t you just love when you’re writing a fic and your readers don’t know about the gut ranching angst you’re gonna throw at them under the guise of fluff and cuteness!

#Like yes here is a fic that is supposed to be humour and fluff ignore the impending doom and potential character death I might throw at you—#I need to get my beta in on bloodymary #Im already half way there #Now she just needs to watch the movies after I pitched Ryland’s character to her #The description “almost turned her straight” to quote her #We love ryland grace #fancition #ryland grace #project hail mary

Microwave!!

IT SOFF BEAT AND I CANT BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE IT DHAOLABDJSKSKH

Im still ill, but in better!!!!

OCs: Starcloud, Rain(lil guy)

BTW the watermark is specifically for my tik tok account, and I can’t be bothered to change it to this accounts…

#transformers #maccadam #decepticons #transformers oc #Transformers prime oc #pink #animation #Microwave #I showed this to my mum #She was horrified #I DONT KNOW WHY???#Me when my fav human does not want to be kidnapped and taken to a giant ship in the sky

I am sick so now they are sick

I am sick as hell, been bedridden for three days, thankfully this hit as soon as I was done with exams so that’s a crisis averted! But it got me wondering what kind of sicknesses transformers get? So I got bored and wrote some stuff..

Terminalis nexus (common cold) is referred to as terminal connection (common con(civil war era), the rust cough, (I can’t think of anymore names)), due to the common occurrence of one expressing the feeling of “dying” as a form of discomfort. Also called terminus nexus (connection term) as it lasts for only a period and is usually caused by it being transmitted through person to person via contact.

Primum votum terminale also called prima mors (the killing blow, Unicrons offer, the last breath, the first death, prime killer …) is a rare disease that started spreading after the golden ages, it is a slow process of numbing in the senses, before the body then the spark leading to the patient passing away. Highly contagious in term 5 until the patient dies in term 6, as it is transmissible through air. Anything lower is possible but can only be transmitted through fluid. The reason for its name is due to the fact many whom developed it describe that they would rather wish to die immediately than to live through all the stages, as they are described as horrible enough to kill a prime, hence the name “prima mors” and common name “Prime killer”. The prime killer is based off the myth of the Death of Prima Prime, which described similar circumstances as prima mors.

#transformers #maccadam #pre war cybertron #Sickness #I might use this in a sick fic #If you use this in a sick fic PLEASE TELL ME I WANNA READ IT #Cybertronian sicknesses #the thirteen primes #I made up the Latin names #I am sick #sick and tired #LITTERALLY #please help

G1 Megs is so fragging weird to draw but he fills me with such odd joy… I wanna project my neurodivergence onto him….

^based off something I’ve posted previously,,,,,

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How to create an insignia (with a lot of paint and a warlord)

I like to imagine it was not a straight forward process for any of the Megatrons to make it (if they even did) but I like to imagine that G1 just sat down with a bunch of paint and parchment trying to come up with something before getting distracted and doing something completely different than what he was supposed to do… and one of the Decepticons finding him:

Soundwave: standing in the doorway with a cube of energon “query: HOW???”

megatron: covered in paint swirls and patterns with a paint bucket over his head and a weirdly pretty landscape painted on the wall “ʰᵉˡᵖ—”

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I drew it, it looks like shit but I drew it

#transformers g1 #I’ve never drawn them before #Hes so colourful and pretty #It’s a pretty sunset painting #It’s never coming off the wall #The real reason no one can go in that part of the nemesis is bc Megs has painted all over it and they can’t get it OFF #soundwave is so done with his SHIT #you can tell I lost motivation at some point……..

How to create an insignia (with a lot of paint and a warlord)

I like to imagine it was not a straight forward process for any of the Megatrons to make it (if they even did) but I like to imagine that G1 just sat down with a bunch of paint and parchment trying to come up with something before getting distracted and doing something completely different than what he was supposed to do… and one of the Decepticons finding him:

Soundwave: standing in the doorway with a cube of energon “query: HOW???”

megatron: covered in paint swirls and patterns with a paint bucket over his head and a weirdly pretty landscape painted on the wall “ʰᵉˡᵖ—”

#Megatron #transformers #I might draw this later..#Soundwave #transformers g1 #transformers generation 1 #Insignia #decepticons #maccadam #pre war cybertron #Paint #Someone save Soundwave his boss is an idiot #Megatron has a really sad and distraught frown #Theres paint dripping down his help #It’s gonna be there for two weeks #One day during the war megatron finds a speck of paint still somehow on him after all that time #It’s bc it had glitter

Read the bloody room Dion

Orion, after a very bad day at the archives, having an existential crisis: “Do you think Primus never visits us because he, too, is afraid of what we have made up here? The damage we’ve done? The lives we’ve ruined?”

Dion, having a very different type of crisis: *mumbling* “Considering the price of tram tickets these days I don’t fragging blame him.”

Headcanons

what’s everyone’s favourite transformers headcanons?

personally I think Seekers usually sleep in cuddle plied, as they run colder than grounders when younger, and they just keep the habit when older.

also that mecha with door wings and seeker wings and such shake them like an animal would a tail, but there are differences from frame type to frame type! Seekers being more like birds and occasionally dogs, like when they get really excited. Or make them larger to seem more intimidating or show off the colours to people they fancyyy. grounders are more cat like, small movements mean happy and large ones mean angry, and engines purr. I think grounders without door wings would spin their wheels instead or push out smoke and honk when feeling large emotions… btw mecha with specifically cop car and jet alt modes chirp, one with sirens and the other with a weird wind movement in their chassis

#Transformers #headcanon #my headcanons #Your headcanons #GIVE THEM TO ME PLEASE #Seekers #Grounders #the cop car thing is very specific for Prowl.. he would hate making the noise as it means someone genuinely made him happy #I think Starscream did that once and has been living that high ever since #Prowl has been doing everything to BURY that memory #SEEKER CUDDLE PILES #What else does one tag on this stuff #maccadam

Games of logic

Do you think Shockwave would like Minesweeper? I feel like he would hate crosswords for some reason. Don’t know why.

#shockwave #maccadam #games #minesweeper #crossword #transformers #I feel like he would HATE ludo #Purely because they all tried to play together once and it lasted four hours #I feel like Starscream would like monopoly #So he could make Megatron go bankrupt #Just out of spite #I think Soundwave likes charades

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