Coincidence? I think NOT!!

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this sounds a lot like an a7x member (zachary) in disguise to try and pry our eyes from the truth. fear not, a7xconspiracytheories will continue to flow truth to you all

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Conspiracy #6

M. Shadows has been trying to slowly re transition back into a female.

We learned awhile back that Matthew Sanders was truly a lesbian (see here for more information) and now that his role in creating the bratt baby River Handers has been completed, he has been slowly coming back to his true lesbian identity.

It all started with the hair growth.

(the weight gain/muscle loss was due to injecting female hormones)

All was going well in the situation until new information broke loose.

Long time life-partner Synyster Gates wanted to be a cockatoo.

  (I bet you can't even tell where I snuck in the picture of a female cockatoo bird)

The transitioning time was flawless. Mattrina had realized her true self, so had Brian. (his new bird-name is Polly, self chosen.) The sudden realization shocked Mattrina into self doubt. She cut her hair, albeit not completely. She remains confused on her sexuality.

More information will come as it develops.

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Are you gonna post again?! I love this blog!!

no

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I love this blog and I love you! lol <3

i forgot about this blog

is a7x trying to brainwash me?!?!

I THINK YES.

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Conspiracy #5

Zacky Vengeance is Craig Mabbitt's long lost brother.

Now i know what you're thinking...aren't Frank Iero

and Zacky V brothers?

The answer is no. Frank and Zacky had a fling once Brian broke Zacky's heart. They can't be brothers because they've had sexual relations. Anyways, when asked this question, Zacky agreed to it jokingly. Here is Frank's response.

Anyways, Craig Mabbitt looks much more similar to the V-man. When THIS

picture first came around, I didn't think much of it. But ever since Orion, this blog has been noticing too many similarities. EX: Stupid hats.

Why are they hiding this from us? Why won't Zacky follow Craig on twitter? The answer is the impostor. 

"Matt Baker" will have his own story in the near future. Stay tuned, loyal deathbats. 

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So while you were stealing the idea of a conspiracy theory blog from MCR conspiracy theories, why didn't you think to steal the part where the blog is actually good?

Oh u got meO u got me real goodRl goodIn tha hartSo good

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What the Hell was the picture that everybody was complaining about? I missed it and now I want to know. :(

Don't worry about it it's a picture of Michelle you're not missing much.

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Maybe Val died during Child birth

oh ho ho that's funny you think the satan spawn has been birthed NOT ACCORDING TO THIS BLOG

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Thank you for taking the photo down. We appreciate it.

My pleasure dude whatever it takes to get people off my back

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oh mY GOD THIS BLOG IS PERF.

I don't want to toot my horn, but yes. it is.

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I love this blog. It makes me laugh :)

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Marissa lives in California. It's 10pm where I am like I said, you were reported.

That's great lmao but I hope you know tumblr won't do anything they'll just delete the post. If people can get away with posting Matt's cover up wedding photo's illegally i can get away with two tiny little reportings. 

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You have a Gena and Michelle one of them dying now you need one for Valary, Lacey and Leana

I write them as I uncover them. Please be patient. Truth is hard to find these days and ages.

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The owner of the photo has reported you to tumblr and provided proof that the photo is hers and that you are using it without permission. I have reported you as well. If you want to post your little "theories" that's one thing and that was not the issue that we took up with you. The issue was using a fan and her photo in your theory when she did not know it nor did she want to be part of it. That is crossing the line. You were asked to take the photo down before you were reported and you didn't.

I thought you were waiting till 10. That picture (the one I'm assuming you meant) was taken in California. and well

You didn't ask me shit. I legit just got on Tumblr. I have a life. Unlike you. Lol.

Unless you're really Michi/Brian reporting me for uncovering the truth. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

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I asked you nicely once to take the photo of Marissa with Michelle down. This is the second time I am asking you to take it down. There won't be a third time. You take it down by 10pm or we will both report you for it. That photo does not belong to you, it is not yours to blog. It belongs to Marissa, take it down.

No you didn't um? 

I also don't know who Marissa is. Or why you made a blog to write this.

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Were Johny Christ and the Rev ever dating? Or is that just a myth.

Yes. But they were more closet then the others. It is almost impossible to decide if they were true or not.

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Is Johny Christ secretly binging Jimmy back form the dead so they can still have sex? This is a legitimate question. And, is it true that Syn Gates is secretly a cross dresser?

no

no