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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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hapalopus

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vexwerewolf

I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

The Gay joke is me

achillesinhighheels

aureliagaming

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

kokica1

Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.

But he also,

Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.

Cries. A lot.

Pleads. He begs.

Doesn't answer the call to action.

Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.

Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.

Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.

Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.

Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.

I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.

aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

*sighs dreamily* I wanna be like him when I grow up

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #i am indeed in my twenties

star-h0pper

it's really really funny to me that eva stratt's list of crimes canonically includes piracy. do movie only fans know they tried to take her to court for pirating everything ever published and she ron swanson'd her way out of it. i need you all to know this.

cetitanhasmoved

Go to penis

Only if you come with me brother.

cetitanhasmoved

Call me Hail Mary the way I'm tryna be full of Grace

#ryland phm #phm #project hail mary

contemptible-scoundrel

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

killergirlfuria

I love 'Simon beefing with Rocky' as much as the next guy, but what if Rockty gets the angel treatment from Simon, too.

he's more biblically-accurate than Grace, after all. less comprehensive. he looks like a rock. he looks like earth, like soil. he speaks in angelic choir, hears all, sees the sound, works gas into metal.

in fact it makes so much sense that Eden--a tree-centric death cult--would have reworked their angels into something much more nature-adjacent, and Grace does fit it with his straw-hair and sky-eyes and name, but Rocky fits it more.

give me Simon who's convinced he's dead and he succeeded but he was so bad at it heaven saw it fit to send him two angels to guide his afterlife redemption.

I'm gonna be sick Rocky really spent FORTY SIX (46) YEARS

ALONE

As in 123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404143434445 4️⃣6️⃣‼️

Never knowing if he was going home or if he even could, knowing that if he doesn't solve this his whole world DIES.

Just stewing in his loneliness and dread.

My poor 250 year old baby 😭

#project hail mary #phm #rocky phm #ryland phm #grace rocky save stars

anotherhawk

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

No cuz y'all don't get it I love her

#project hail mary #eva stratt #the character of all time

paperruins

i love agender grace so much. i'm a very much guy, but i've frequently explained my own relationship to gender as being akin to the observer effect in physics, wherein the act of observation alters the state of the observed subject. in my case, this ends up meaning "i'm a man because i exist in a society with genders, but if i go exist alone in nature away from all of humanity then i'm not really anything at all, because there is no applicable observer". and anyway i feel like that is the sort of nerd bullshit grace would pull also and i am bequeathing it unto him via the magic of headcanon. whatever. go my scarab.

aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

Me??? Me af??? On God???

#project hail mary #agender