Something witty.

Something someone actually wants to read about me. Although I honestly don't really care. Moving on.

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

/snort

eXCUSE ME FOR HAVING MANNERS,

aND i’D GLADLY TAKE A BEATING FROM HER, tWICE A DAY IF i COULD,

/grin

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Far too much information thank you very much. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

lIKE i CARE,

i’LL GO INTO HER SWEET SPOTS IF i WANT TO,

sHE’S GOT THIS ONE ON HER INNER THIGH AND—

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You were doing so well now I just wanna kick your ass myself.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//chuckle and shrug, back to normal self

gO RIGHT AHEAD LUSUS MAN,

i DON’T THINK dAVI WOULD BE HAPPY TO HEAR ABOUT IT THOUGH,

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//Shrug.//

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

/snort

eXCUSE ME FOR HAVING MANNERS,

aND i’D GLADLY TAKE A BEATING FROM HER, tWICE A DAY IF i COULD,

/grin

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Far too much information thank you very much. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

lIKE i CARE,

i’LL GO INTO HER SWEET SPOTS IF i WANT TO,

sHE’S GOT THIS ONE ON HER INNER THIGH AND—

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You were doing so well no I just wanna kick your ass myself.

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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You done being a dog with his tail between his legs now?

[afuckingbutterfly]

aRE YOU DONE BEING A NOOKWHIFFER?

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Ah, much better. Be too formal with me again I’ll kick your ass. Better yet I’ll have Davica do it for me.  

[afuckingbutterfly]

/snort

eXCUSE ME FOR HAVING MANNERS,

aND i’D GLADLY TAKE A BEATING FROM HER, tWICE A DAY IF i COULD,

/grin

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Far too much information thank you very much. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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  Holy shit finally, I was waiting for the fucking confidence. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

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You done being a dog with his tail between his legs now?

[afuckingbutterfly]

aRE YOU DONE BEING A NOOKWHIFFER?

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Ah, much better. Be too formal with me again I'll kick your ass. Better yet I'll have Davica do it for me.  

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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  Holy shit finally, I was waiting for the fucking confidence. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

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You done being a dog with his tail between his legs now?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//grimace

aS IF i CARE ANYMORE,

yOU MADE IT POINTED SO I WOULD, aSKING SHIT YOU KNOW WOULDN’T HAVE COME UP DURING THE TIME i’VE KNOWN HER,

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You should have known her name, you should have known her weapon of choice and you should have known where she was born. Sorry you’re an idiot. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

//growl a little

tHOSE THINGS AREN’T EVEN IMPORTANT,

i KNOW MORE IMPORTANT AND PRESSING THINGS ABOUT HER THAN THOSE PETTY THINGS OF HER PAST,

lIKE HOW SHE SMILES WHEN SHE SLEEPS, tHAT SHE LIKES TO SING WHEN SHE COOKS, tHAT IF SHE’S UPSET, sHE’LL TAKE AN ICE SHOWER,

i KNOW THAT SHE CURLS HER TOES IF SHE’S REALLY INTO A BOOK, tHAT SHE LIKES TO KILL HER TEMPERATURE TO BE ABLE TO FEEL MY OWN BODY HEAT, tHAT SHE LIKES TO BE BITTEN AND CLAW UP BY BACK IF i DO IT THE RIGHT WAY, tHAT SHE PREFERS STRAWBERRY JELLY OVER GRAPE, tHAT SHE WEARS HER HAIR UP IF SHE’S GOING TO WORK OR COOK OR TRAIN, aND THAT SHE LOVES MY BACK MASSAGES THAT LEAD INTO A FULLBODY THAT WILL HAVE HER PASSING OUT LIKE A GRUB ON A WARM LUSUS BELLY,

i KNOW THAT NO ONE SEES HER EYES UNLESS SHE TRUSTS YOU, aND YOU KNOW WHAT? i  GET TO SEE THOSE BEAUTIFUL THINGS EVERYDAY, wHEN I WAKE UP, aND WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP, sO DON’T YOU TELL ME i DON’T KNOW MY MATEPSRIT BECAUSE i DON’T KNOW SOME PETTY FUCKING FACTS ABOUT HER PAST,

//crosses arms

i MAY WANT YOUR APPROVAL BEFORE i MARRY HER BUT i DON’T NEED IT BY ANY MEANS SO LONG AS SHE WANTS ME,

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Holy shit finally, I was waiting for the fucking confidence. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//resist rolling your eyes

i DON’T KNOW WHAT A KATANA IS,

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//He throws up his hands.//

Her weapon of choice, that was my next questions. 

A Katana is a sword. A long thin blade with a well crafted handle. 

Kay, that’s it you lost this game.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//grimace

aS IF i CARE ANYMORE,

yOU MADE IT POINTED SO I WOULD, aSKING SHIT YOU KNOW WOULDN’T HAVE COME UP DURING THE TIME i’VE KNOWN HER,

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You should have known her name, you should have known her weapon of choice and you should have known where she was bone. Sorry you're an idiot. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

/big shrug

eARTH,

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Texas.

//Cal spat and crossed his arms.//

How old was she the first time she held a katana?

[afuckingbutterfly]

//resist rolling your eyes

i DON’T KNOW WHAT A KATANA IS,

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//He throws up his hands.//

Her weapon of choice, that was my next questions. 

A Katana is a sword. A long thin blade with a well crafted handle. 

Kay, that's it you lost this game.

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

tHAT’S REALLY STUPID,

bUT ALRIGHT,

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//Getting pissy now. It shows on Cal’s face.//

Where was she born?

[afuckingbutterfly]

/big shrug

eARTH,

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Texas.

//Cal spat and crossed his arms.//

How old was she the first time she held a katana?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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There are a lot of humans on earth and a lot of them share the same name. Even the same last and first name. Even though I made up the name Davica, because Bro wanted to name her something retarded, there is still a possibly of their being another Davica Strider. To help bring down repetitiveness, middle names were introduced. 

There’s your fucking history lesson. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

tHAT’S REALLY STUPID,

bUT ALRIGHT,

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//Getting pissy now. It shows on Cal's face.//

Where was she born?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

tHAT IS HER FULL NAME,

wHAT ELSE IS THERE?

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Tsh. Ignorant troll. 

Humans have three parts to their names, depending on who you are you might have more than that. Davica’s full, legal name is Davica Jewel Strider. 

This is sad I have to tell you this. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

sHE KNOWS i’M STILL LEARNING HUMAN WAYS,

a MIDDLE NAME SEEMS HARDLY NECESSARY,

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There are a lot of humans on earth and a lot of them share the same name. Even the same last and first name. Even though I made up the name Davica, because Bro wanted to name her something retarded, there is still a possibly of their being another Davica Strider. To help bring down repetitiveness, middle names were introduced. 

There's your fucking history lesson. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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Would you like to fight me on this, because you will lose.

How do you expect to marry her if you don’t even know her full fucking name?

[afuckingbutterfly]

tHAT IS HER FULL NAME,

wHAT ELSE IS THERE?

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Tsh. Ignorant troll. 

Humans have three parts to their names, depending on who you are you might have more than that. Davica's full, legal name is Davica Jewel Strider. 

This is sad I have to tell you this. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

dAVICA sTRIDER,

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Wrong answer. 

[afuckingbutterfly]

iS NOT,

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Would you like to fight me on this, because you will lose.

How do you expect to marry her if you don't even know her full fucking name?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//think for a moment, chewing lip, ear twitch

rIBS,

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Correct..

//Think for a long moment, smiling big.//

What’s her full name?

[afuckingbutterfly]

dAVICA sTRIDER,

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Wrong answer. 

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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Correct. What is her favorite type of food?

[afuckingbutterfly]

wELL, mEAT, oBVIOUSLY,

/rub neck

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What type of meat?

[afuckingbutterfly]

//think for a moment, chewing lip, ear twitch

rIBS,

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Correct..

//Think for a long moment, smiling big.//

What's her full name?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

[afuckingbutterfly]

//huff a little

oN A WINDOW SILL,

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Correct. What is her favorite type of food?

[afuckingbutterfly]

wELL, mEAT, oBVIOUSLY,

/rub neck

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What type of meat?

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afuckingbutterfly started stalking you.

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Wine is correct, get ride of the “I think” it makes you sound stupid. 

Next question, where is her favorite place to think?

[afuckingbutterfly]

//huff a little

oN A WINDOW SILL,

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Correct. What is her favorite type of food?