Jason Todd Apologist

He did wrong, but in a very sexy way

[deadchannelradio]

dick grayson age 17 goes running in the wee morning hours trips on a raccoon gets bit real bad by it goes to the ER to get his rabies vaccine and texts everyone he knows like haha only in Nyoo Yawk !! Gets an immediate call from bruce telling him off for not already having his rabies jab which turns into a blowout argument resulting in them ceasing to speak again and his bill is so crazy he cant afford rent on his apartment because hes already broke as fuck and he gets evicted starts to sleep on fire escapes etc but hes already working on a case probably about some ninja cult or some bs and tracks them out to some fuckass state like iowa where he solves his case but can’t actually afford gas to get home and also he doesnt have a home anymore so why even bother and ends up sleeping at a loves upright on his motorcycle which is out of gas because again he is 300 dollars overdrafted and getting worse in fees by the day and going by some name like Archibald or something and feeding this dog which did bite him super bad but he now has his rabies vaccination so hes fine probably please ignore the infection It’s Getting Better but the dog has started resource guarding him and barking whenever someone gets near him and wakes him up also he’s becoming somewhat of a local celebrity like oh yeah thats Archibald he’s my bestie at the loves i give him cigarettes sometimes and he’s living his worst life for like Way too long before there’s some kind of emergency and everyone is like Wait where’s our special guy?? And bruce tries to call him and contact him multiple ways but his phones are variously busted waterlogged run over shot up and out of service due to not paying his bill and ends up calling the titans and is like Um would any of you happen to know where my ward is. And everyone is like WELL WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHERBOY and then roy calls him to be like warning your fuckass father figure is trying to blow up your spot and gets the This line has been disconnected message and he’s like. Um.

[deadchannelradio]

Gives dick’s titans communicator a ring because while dickie g going dark for 2-4 weeks at a time isnt unusual his phone is typically NOT DISCONNECTED. And dg immediately picks up and is like Hey man !!! What’s Up !! And they wind up having like a 30 minute conversation in the way men often do before roy is like by the way bruce was bothering me and was wondering where youre at and now i’m also wondering where youre at. And dg is like I’m at the loves! Roy voice …is this a code word . I dont know it. Dg voice The gas station. And by this time roy has a suspicion and is like. How long have you been at the loves. Dick grayson voice Have I Told You About This Dog I’ve Been Feeding?

[deadchannelradio]

Roy finally manages to fish the information as to which loves he is at out of him after like a GOOD 20 minutes of conversation wherein dg keeps trying to change the subject usually by talking about the dog (which only bit him a little a couple times) or the people he’s been talking to and bumming cigs from and is like WHY ARE YOU IN IOWA “ninja cult” IN IOWA? “Do i look like i’m in charge of where people decide to set up evil communes” and drops the pin in the titans group chat with a demand that one of those quickfooted motherfuckers zip over and grab him and LEAVE THE FUCKING DOG which group chats are a new technology so his several texts do show up out of order. Wally ends up calling roy and roy puts dg on speakerphone and silences wally so wally can hear the insane conversation theyre having about whether or not the dog is of a redeemable character or likes him for anything other than the gas station hot dogs that dick keeps fishing out of the garbage and feeding it and if dick is named archibald now or if that’s the dogs name and if it’s acceptable to name a dog after yourself even if it’s a fake name you’re going by as a cover. And wally is like okay i’ve heard enough and grabs him and donna has to go get his bike and then wally has to go to the loves again the next day because dg keeps trying to climb out the window and go get his dog even though he’s like maybe a minute away from sepsis because that infected bite wound Was Not Getting Better. Wally takes that dog to the ASPCA as it’s actively trying to bite him and there’s now a photo of the flash doing intake for a stray on twitter and a selfie on the aspca’s wall. To this day whenever he’s gone off the deep end (read: in a manic state) the titans refer to it as “he’s at the loves” and if you mention it to DG he’s like I Loved That Fucking Dog Man. I Can’t Believe You Made Me Leave That Dog. With a deep guttural sadness in his voice. When he gets haley roy’s like this isnt like that fucking dog at the loves again is it and dick’s like I LOVED ARCHIBALD. AND NO ITS NOT. but it absolutely is. 

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[unicornconnor]

Tim and his pokemon

Actually they both can be tine-little-small-mini-tiny

[hagoftheholler-deactivated20260]

The southern states in the US are expecting to get hit with severe winter weather this weekend (temperatures below freezing, ice, and snow). The type that we do not experience on the regular. Speaking as a southerner, many of us are not good at coping with this type of thing. I want to emphasize something: this is not our faults. The infrastructure in southern states were not built to be suitable for this type of weather. The supplies we have available to us to deal with snow and ice aren't nearly as vast as northern states because this type of weather is not normal for us.

That being said, it would be wise to prepare in every way possible while there is still time. Even if it doesn't turn out as bad as predicted, better to be safe than sorry. Here is a checklist of things to consider:

Stock Up On:

• Multiple Gallons of Water (water lines are very likely to freeze, even with faucets dripping)

• Shelf Stable Food (canned goods, noodles, granola bars, cereal, etc)

• All Necessary Supplies for Your Pets

• First Aid Supplies (You never know when it could be needed.)

• Long-Lasting Candles (in case the power goes out, but flashlights are preferred over candles)

• Matches (lighter fluid freezes in cold temperatures)

• Flashlights

• Batteries

• Paper Products (Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Tissues, Paper Bowls + Plates, etc)

• Hats, Gloves, Socks (Your hands, feet, and ears will thank you later.)

• Blankets

• Battery Banks (for your phone, in case electricity goes out)

• For those who have a vehicle, make sure you fill it up on gas.

• GET ANY NECESSARY MEDICATIONS REFILLED IF POSSIBLE.

DO:

• Wear layers. I know this can be a sensory nightmare for some but if your electricity goes out, you will need to stay warm with what you have. If you have wool-based or waterproof fabrics, use it.

• Take advantage of outdoor fireplaces and grills for heat if needed. Many homes these days do not have wood stoves or fireplaces, so if you absolutely need a heat source take advantage of what is outdoors if necessary.

• Inform yourself of the symptoms of and basic treatments for hypothermia and frostbite.

• Pay attention to your health. Do not overexert yourself. Do not waste your energy on tasks that are not immediately important. Conserve your energy.

DO NOT:

• Do not leave any fires or other sources of heat unattended, and do not allow any flammable objects near sources of heat.

• Do not use a gas-fueled oven or stove for a source of heat. This can lead to carbon monoxide buildup in your space. That shit will kill you.

• Do not use your vehicle for heat when it is inside a garage or other closed-off space. Again, carbon monoxide. That shit will kill you. You will also want to save your gas as much as possible.

• Do not try to travel unless it is absolutely necessary, and if it is necessary to travel in a vehicle be careful. If you are considering staying with a friend or relative, or even seeking shelter at a place like a hotel, get there before the severe weather hits.

[hagoftheholler-deactivated20260]

If you have livestock of any kind, please give them fresh bedding that insulates well while you still can. Consider what you may need to do to keep them warm, such as bringing them inside.

[fakehouseresident]

As an Iowan who regularly travels to Wisconsin in winter wearing skirts and dresses, I would like to add a guide to cold weather clothing layering.

Layering has three main components:

Close to Body Moisture Layer

Insulating Fluff Layer

Protective Outer Layer

This is the key to survival. When you get it all on, it might feel a little bulky and silly but its worth it.

1. Close to Body Moisture Layer

The point of this layer is twofold. It absorbs sweat your body produces (which will get cold on your skin otherwise) and holds in your already existing body heat.

Youre gonna want something like thick leggings and a longsleeve shirt usually. As tight to the skin as you can get. Underarmor makes a lot of things like this specifically for this purpose and are labeled as being rated for certain temps.

If you dont have that, use the closest fitting shirt/pants you have, even if its a tank top. Keeping your core warm is the most important thing.

Also consider wearing more than one.

2. Insulating Fluff Layer

You know how insulation foam works? The air pockets trap the air from escaping by not giving it a clear path out/in.

This is your bigger, bulky layer. The goal is to create air pockets that trap your heat in and keep cold out. So, baggy shirts (ideally more than one), sweaters, thick pants and/or layered skirts.

Denim, while durable, is not ideal for this layer on its own. Its absolute garbage for insulation. You are going to want to wear some sort of fuzzy pajama pants or something under them.

Thick knits in natural fibers like wool or alpaca are ideal, but prioritize thickness over material.

3. Protective Outer Layer

This is your coat and your outerwear accessories.

Ideally, having a heavy, natural fiber coat is ideal. I have a long wool coat that I keep repairing because its lasted me over a decade and wool keeps you warm even when its wet.

But if you dont have that, try for something with moisture resistance, like a puffer coat. Leather is okay, but you will want more insulating layers if you go that route. (Also you probably need to do maintaining on your leathers, but thats another rant for another day).

This is where denim would go, on the outside to protect from the elements.

You are also going to want at least one scarf, but probably two. One for close to the body for heat retention and a bulkier one for protection. I tend to use a vintage fur stole for the outer layer, but its not the best option if its going to keep getting wet. If your scarf is big enough it can also cover your ears.

Which also! Cover your ears! They have like no fat! Hats, headbands, earmuffs, balaclava, little babushka scarf, etc. I am usually using my headphones for this plus my coat hood if its bad enough. Face masks are also helpful for this.

Gloves are also vital. This is going to sound a little broken record, but ideally you should have two pairs on. One pair of fuzzy ones for inside (ideally wool) and one pair of moisture resistant for the outside (especially if you are going to touch snow)

Socks are similar, at least two pairs. One for moisture wicking (your feet sweat more than you think) and one for insulation. Maybe one more pair for safe measure.

Shoes should ideally be something leather or weather resistant, have good treads, maybe some ankle support. Avoid untreated cloth/canvas as much as you can.

Assorted Tips

Avoid having any gaps in your outfits. Yes, its annoying to have to retuck everything in the bathroom, but its worth it to not have the cold air goose you unexpectedly. You might have to tuck clothes in weird ways, like sleeves into your gloves.

If you are going somewhere where you have to wear less than ideal shoes, maybe wear proper shoes there and put your other shoes on at your destination

Eat more if you can! Your body needs more fuel to burn to keep you warm! Protein and starch is ideal, since it lasts longer than sugary stuff tends to.

If you get soaked for some reason, you are going to want to change wet clothes to dry clothes as soon as possible.

However! Do not go from cold to hot too quickly, as this can cause shock! Warm yourself gradually.

Do not be afraid to double/triple up on anything on this list. It might look/feel silly, but its worth it to stay warm.

Hopefully someone finds this helpful. Im about to practice what I preach and head out. Stay warm y'all. ❤️‍🔥

[milf--adjacent]

If you need cheap, temporary weatherproofing, duck tape and cardboard will do wonders. Each crack in your door or windows or etc. is a place any heat you generate can seep in. It's not a perfect measure and it's far from permenant, but making sure you have no drafts now can save your heating bill or your life. Use boxes and tape to cover leaky windows. Seal your misaligned doors with tape. Plug up your leaky broken fireplace with cardboard boxes or Styrofoam. Use sheets or towels to help dampen drafts where tape and cardboard don't work.

Candles under clay flowerpots can act as emergency space heaters, just make sure you have airflow on the bottom to keep it working. Things like hot hands can be a lifesaver in these situations too.

[silvaaart]

him again

[alualula]

it's not a date btw

[xteacupx]

I swear to god I'm gonna [remembers to make threats comedic so people don't get worried] put on spandex and start terrorising Gotham

[violetlorddorian]

[silvaaart]

him again

[krmillia]

HAPPY JAYBIN DAY?????

[hood-ex]

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #44

[mikkeneko]

[Image ID: Comic book panel illustrating a billboard positioned above a freeway. On the billboard is Batman pointing to text which reads, "You Are Leaving Gotham! Not a bad decision, all told." End ID.]

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[noodles-and-tea]

A small Stephanie!!!

[lesansnom]

Superboy et Wondergirl

Je les aimes, ils sont trop forts

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Eebies!!!!!!!

[jessicalprice]

“...and the American way”

This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here. 

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

[kijiboop]

*slams reblog so fast*

[zeenodeeno]

Red Hood in Position

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