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@itsvintagehon-ee
This is all i could think aboutâŚ
iâm getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a
jat
jlasses
jloves
and
jarf
iâm sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a
jie
or aÂ
jallgown
@pro-gay
time to break out my
juit
donât forget you
jankerchiefÂ
Weâre gonna be late hop in theÂ
jar
@txepvi @seyrii
This is junforgivable
donât forget your
jurse
or your
jumps.
if you get bored you bring your
jiolin
every time this post come back to my dash is more and more horrendous
Let me tell you aboutÂ
The 1973 Leviâs Gremlin.
Looks like just another AMC Gremlin, yeah? Well, notice the Leviâs logo on the front fender just behind the wheel well, and you know that when you get in this car, youâre in for something very⌠special.
Your eyes are not deceiving you. The seats and the trunk are upholstered in GENUINE LEVIâS DENIM, complete with bronze stitching. This is not some ironic custom job from recent times, either; this was a real option offered by AMC in 1973.
And people thought it was a good idea, even!
JEATS
Thats it, close the meme. Itâs all done
>mfw this meme is back
âThe economy car that wears the pantsâ
@smallmetal
TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
PASS INTO THE IRIS
my momâs getting too into the meme game
your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr
finallyâŚ.the prep/goth concept we deserve
i canât wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
Male positivity? In my branding? Itâs more likely than you think
I love this
Y E S. FINALLY
AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths
today we will eat at deodorant
so iâm currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that heâs ânot very confrontationalâ and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said âyeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home iâm not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.â
Always be vague. Say I think theyâre in today or not until later. If they press say itâs company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they donât how would a stranger know. Donât give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when âSarahâ was working next. I didnât tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Donât do this shit please.
Do NOT say anything along the lines of âtheyâre not in todayâ or ânot until laterâ because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!
My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (Iâm talking decades, sheâs 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employeeâs shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She canât recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.
She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesnât work here anymore and he said to me âOkay, well Iâm her dad so if you see her tell her Iâll be across the street at the gas station.â He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.
She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:
Donât just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, âWhen is ____ coming in?â âYou canât know that information.â or âCan you tell me when ____âs shift is?â âSchedules are only for employees.â Additionally, saying âI donât know what youâre talking about.â can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
Continue on with the customer service. âI canât help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?â or âCan I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?â
If they persist, insist they leave the store. âIf youâre not going to order, please leave the building.â or âI canât help you, have a nice day.â and, if you can, leave. If you canât leave, call for or help the next customer.
If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee theyâre looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.
Regardless of if the customer know the employeeâs name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employeeâs existence.
The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself theyâre expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.
You could literally save a life, guys. Donât blindly trust your gut either and think âBut they LOOK innocentâ or âBut they said ______â because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.
is there venom discourse yet??? hit me, how are we making symbrock problematic
Youâd think itâd be âVenom is abusive and manipulative, heâs literally a parasiteâ but the Discourse is actually Venom titties soâŚâŚ.. yeah.
The movie is homophobic, apparently.
Let venom be gender fluid 2k18
Iâm on board with this
I submit for everyoneâs consideration, this tweet:
i read that exact symbrock fanfic last night
LOL
IâM
#inktober day 13 prompt is guarded. Iâm reminded of my middle school and high school days when I was constantly bullied for being a nerd, a different race (Chinese in America), and for dressing poorly (didnât have trendy clothes). It made me very guarded and I didnât trust most people even when they appeared friendly because I couldnât tell if they were faking it to make fun of me later or not.
What happened with my parents at home definitely didnât help either. I did have very few but very close friends and things got much better in college where everyone was more mature. Even though I was very open with my art on the internet because it was my only source of outlet, it took a long time in real life before I became less guarded. To other kids who are going through the same, Iâm sorry some people can be so shitty but it gets better. Hang in there!
amir khusrow (1253â1325 CE)
this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different
Reblog this or die.