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⭐🐴“ “ Hey... Ya ever make out with a horse? ” ”

#[open]#[hi im here and this si all my boj muse has to say]#[im sorry his is obnoxious 80s/90s ass]#[love him or hate him plz]

saccharineheiir-deactivated2020

this is a new independent literate selective roleplay blog for beatrice horseman from the netflix show bojack horseman. could y’all reblog this if you’re interested in writing with this old nag? i’ll check out your blog.

#[bojack voice: hi ma]#[okay but i love that someone made a blog for her.. it'd be a really interesting muse i feel]#[free advertisement. promo.]

junkiebcrn

If you are a Bojack Horseman Roleplay blog: Please REBLOG this post to help potential RP partners find each other in the fandom !

#[c'est moi]#[sad horse man]

bob-belcher

#[NOBODY'S gonna LOVE that g u y // the real me :: MUSINGS]

oopsiewoopsie123

⨳ — SEPTEMBER LYRICS;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“Do you remember the 21st night of September?” “Love was changing the minds of pretenders while chasing the clouds away.” “Our hearts were ringing in the key that our souls were singing as we danced in the night.” “Remember how the stars stole the night away.” “Say do you remember, dancing in September? Never was a cloudy day.” “My thoughts are with you.” “Holding hands with your heart to see you, only blue talk and love. Remember how we knew love was here to stay?” “Remember how we knew love was here to stay?” “Now December found the love we shared in September. Only blue talk and love. Remember the true love we share today.” “Remember the true love we share today.” “Golden dreams were shiny days.” “The bell was ringing, our souls were singing.” “Do you remember? Never a cloudy day.”

#[r e r u n s // reblog :: MEMES]

Cir’s tugs on Bojacks shirt, “ the lady in the coffee shop is mean and won’t sell me a coffee. If I give you this five can you get me a big ass coffee?? “ She holds up a $20 bill.

Random Interactions - Always Accepting

@dcfctive

His first reaction to the tug is to back away from it, not that this does him any good. He squints down to what he WANTS to assume is a child, but who knows with this place. Staring around for any kind of parents, Bojack grunts before snagging the bill. Did he need money? No. But he was a STAUNCH believer in fair trades. One his end, anyway.

⭐🐴 “ “ Yeah, sure, whatever. Don’t know if your body can even handle a 20 oz so that’s what you’re getting. Besides, who orders past twenty? Who are you trying to impress at that point, God? ” ”

#dcfctive #[DON'T provoke t h e m // ask :: ANSWERED]#[verse tbd]

dudewayspecialfarewell

I was wondering lonely as a cloud- William Wordsworth

#[NO self c o n t r o l // self :: VISAGE]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]

rockosedits

Bojack Hates the Troops!

Thanks for the 10.000 notes of the post of Bojack Horseman!

#[HI I ADORE THIS]#[NO self c o n t r o l // self :: VISAGE]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]

khaliarart-archive

Love this show so much

#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[NO self c o n t r o l // self :: VISAGE]

welcometoyouredoom

#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[NO self c o n t r o l // self :: VISAGE]

toddtoddtoddtodd‌:

Todd nodded as he spoke “oh, I did that once” he explained “gotta put duck-tape over the edges, or that’s what I plan to do.”

It seemed like this was one of his more well thought out plans, or rather, his only one. He shifted through the cans, stacking them all to the side carefully as he spoke.

“Last year you said I was way to old to go trick-or-treating. And then you ate all my candy.” He looked up at Bojack “you’re always welcome to come with me” he offered.

There might be a deep down spark of concern in the back of Bojack’s eyes. Deep down in the sense that it was tucked neatly under layers and layers of cynicism towards the sudo-roommate. At the mention of last year though, the actor was back to sneering at the other.

⭐🐴 “ “ Yeah, okay. All year is Halloween to me, Todd. Not many people would slam the door on this face. ” ”

#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[also super late but ty for the compliment on my url ha]#[i really like it too]#[verse tbd]

"Here's what I don't get about Horsin' Around-why does the horse never have a name? Was it really that important for him to be nameless?" (these are the important questions that kimiko asks)

unprovoked - accepted at all times

@pyroteched

⭐🐴 “ “ Oho, THIS is an EASY ONE. ” ”

The horse sits up more confidently, ready to tackle the question with a finesse only a DEEP and PROFESSIONAL actor could provide. Sure, he probably did read into his own characters and medias too much, but that doesn’t stop him from getting excited- !!!

⭐🐴 “ “ Okay, so OBVIOUSLY the horse isn’t named to be all the more applicable to the viewers. If he were to be given a definite name, it would TOTALLY take away from his likability. Not to mention how a name could totally twist how a viewer sees him! Like, what if he was named ‘David’, but a kid had a shitty-ass uncle named David, yeah? That kid doesn’t want to see that uncle as a friendly father figure, then the show would just be a lie. ” ”

#pyroteched #[boj voice: and that's that about that]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[DON'T provoke t h e m // ask :: ANSWERED]#[this is my hot take on it anyway]

warmhandtohold·:

Somehow, she wasn’t too surprised at that response. But she couldn’t just walk away from this mess. Call it her need to help others.

So here she was, crouching down and slowly stretching an arm out to calculate which part of the body would be the best to grab for helping him stand up.

“Er, you’re on the floor. And I don’t think you want to stay there. Please let me help you up.”

He bats the arm away with little hesitation and even less accuracy. A tanned hand flaps past her own, only to flop against the floor once more. The ground was cold.... it was pleasant. Truly, this wasn’t his first time waking up to be like this, but he knew how to handle himself. Kind of.

⭐🐴 “ “ Don’t touch me, Dinner Maid. I’m fine. I’m meant to be down here. It’s my kingdom, and I - HIC - rule over it. All lost buttons and loose change fear me. ” ”

#[boj...]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[verse tbd]

iiamthestorm‌:

After hearing the other’s boasting about his fancy acting career for more than 10 minutes, Donald WAS passionately recounting tales of adventures he held with his uncle and sister. But, he stops when he’s suddenly interrupted.

He blinks in surprise and simply look as Bojack begins, a frown beginning to settle in as he watches him lean back and shake his head. Then the horse says it.

Now his temper was rubbed the wrong way and as if almost on cue he began his classic anger spout,

“Hey! There’s NOTHING wrong with my voice you big palooka! You’re just hard of hearing!! Learn to keep up buddy! I did it listenin’ to you bluster about your stupid show!” Donald squawked, beginning to angrily shake his fist. How dare he insult him!

Bojack sat and took the anger unabashedly, ears tilting back serving as the only response. Lids drop down half way to complete his casually bored look, not amused by the spout of anger. As a celebrity, he had his own rants in the past, as well as just earlier today, so this was frankly unimpressive. It’s once the comment regarding his show is made when the physically larger star gets flustered.

⭐🐴 “ “ Hey! My show did JUST FINE for what it was made to do! Oh, I’m SO SORRY I didn’t get chased around by some chipmunks because I bullied them once. ” ” His thoughts freeze for a moment as the long skull sways to the side. “...Okay, maybe in one episode, but I recall it getting TOP NOTCH ratings! ” ”

#[god this is a mess too]#[all my threads are just MESSES]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]#[iiamthestorm]

adjusted my blog bg!!! its kinda funky but it looks decent enough for me rn ha! gnight folks

#[tell me if the colors are too much quq]#[THIS WHOLE time the MOVIE'S been about y o u // the star: LEO TALKS]

9rc3k1-deactivated20201119

The show about the sad horse? Yeah, I watch it

#[NO self c o n t r o l // self :: VISAGE]#[QUEUE gotta do it. every day // offline :: Q]

@lleotaku 📸 x

[unknown]: ➡ THOSE CAPITALIST BASTARDS

[unknown]: ➡ we’ll get em some day, get the cone prices we deserve as a PEOPLE

[unknown]: ➡ also this is bojack. not-so-obviously.

#[CAUSE t r o u b l e // txt. :: TEXTS]#[boj tripple texts like a MAD MAN]#[lleotaku]#[verse tbd]

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