Think now.

23. Too beautiful for the normals.

[charmingyetevil]

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

How to tell if he’s a thot

[aamartinez13]

If he works at foot locker😂😂😂😂

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[aamartinez13]

But seriously. I hate having to work 50 hrs a week to pay for all my bills and be left with nothing. Like wtfk. I bust my ass and can't afford time off?

[aamartinez13]

YALL. This hits too close to home😂

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who sees the entire ocean in your eyes

[aamartinez13]

Even when you cant see it in yourself

[wavejumper]

[aamartinez13]

69-ing

[aamartinez13]

I sad :(

[wordsthat-speak]

…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.

(via melisica)

[aamartinez13]

Going out and flirting is great, but not having someone to come home to is a real kick in the balls.

[bopeep]

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

[3dtrash]

relationship status: i am mean

[daily-superheroes]

[aamartinez13]

Gonna eat the booty like groceries

[cuntsciousness]

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

[aamartinez13]

Oh Alejandro.

[aamartinez13]

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

I miss going out with my friends and partying.

So I turned my recovery into its own party.

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

It’s been like 10 hours and this is still my favorite thing I’ve ever done

How is nobody in love w me look at that

[werefloatinginspace]

Holy shit that was wonderful