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guys, I did not see ONE nipple ring on Gannondorf in the trailer :(

Ok, like I know that lady Dasha met up with is like really important or something but WHY does she look like a flight attendant? Super cute though, 10/10 love her

#killing eve

I like how the one thing that the entire botw fandom agrees on about the new trailer from E3 was that the disgusting, shriveled up body of Ganondorf would’ve at one time, had nipple rings

#botw #Ganondorf #E3 #loz #you nasties

Good news!! I have officially given up on being a functional human being and will now instead begin my transformation into a Slightly Spicy Garlic Marinade that’s used for chicken, pasta, and if you’re feeling frisky enough,,, a lean pork tenderloin!!

#Saucy #i missed a really bad pun there and i hate myself for it #olive garden pick me up #i just need to get myself out there #transformation #yeehaw

Normal human brain: u should uhhh study for finals maybe? :)

Cave man monkey brain : lets take a quiz on buzzfeed and see what personal flaw we have based on our choice of eggs >:]

#buzzfeed #caveman #finals #eggs?#time to suffer

I would like to kindly ask God Almighty to fuck off because I, babey, am straight up not having a good time right now

#babey #leave me alone #reeee #skrt skrt

Lack toes and toddler ants can get fucked. I just had four different kinds of ice cream and I’m ready for death

#lack toes and toddler ants #ice cream #in this scenario its not at all about the journey but the destination

Come take me away O sacred Bird King

#bird king?#freedom #set me free #i want to leave behind my earthly shackles

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