Crossroads

A repository of the ramblings and inane thoughts from an idiot passing by, accompanied by the golden nuggets of wisdom and silver wit of the betters I find along the trek

[iumba]

Little Kelsey I animated 💚🌾

[clintbartons]

What a Night for a Dark Knight! (Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, 2019)

[shitsummonerssay]

[crashsiteomega]

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[hclark70]

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

[gotshadowbanned-feralfungii]

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[spiroandthelacktones]

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

[seeyalazergator]

Im so glad for the music choice

[sketchmatters-deactivated202112]

he learned it from Gaz

[sappyassmemes]

[unclefather]

my brain when i thought I could bring all the groceries in in one go

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho

[throwbackblr]

We’re going to play a game called… “Who is my daddy and what does he do?” Kindergarten Cop (1990)

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[hoodiedeer]

@karpetshark

[thenatsdorf]

Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

[noscribs-deactivated20260212]

[daily-joker]

I guess the joke’s on me.

BATMAN: HUSH (2019)

[ewaneneollav]

[pickleston]

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

[camelot1967]

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

[memesusofsuburbia]

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor