Dollophead

Welcome to my bog  • Stark • Insomniac • Queer • Steddie 

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[maseratus]

@demilypyro

[hrgifs]

Where do you want me? In the kitchen, on the floor?

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[scinnlaece]

Shane & Ilya + focus shift

[munsonuniverse]

Mis niños. 😭💞

[theconcealedweapon]

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[thebitchesterbrothers]

shane hollander + baby

[ilyas-left-nut]

ilya’s trying so HARD to act nonchalant here it’s actually comical, when we ALL know that man is seconds away from begging on his hands n knees

[hollanovsgingermelt]

shane nudging his arm up a bit so he would grab his face and neck more #yeah

[hollanovsgingermelt]

they were 1 million percent going at it RAW here . first time too . ilya too lost in the sauce.

[sunnypeachyy]

Ilya's back appreciation post

[gaynehollander]

It's Ilya Rozanov vs.

Shane Hollander

The fucking audio shift, the crowd dropping out, going from the commentators to Ilya speaking to Shane directly. True cinema.

[monkeyislandtwo]

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

[legendaryvermin]

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

[flyora]

No additional comments here just my little (little-ahhah-funny) obsession with Hollanov and "Wolfbird" by @opal-apparition (ao3)