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ashrayus

never immune to found family :’)

#ouh daughterzzzzssss #witch hat atelier

vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

#PLEASEHJSDFJNFDS #witch hat atelier

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

#nuke this website actually #staff die die die die die #die immediately challenge!!!

lilisabeille

WIP of an animation I'm working on right now!

It's inspired by two drawings, one made by me and the other made by @ fl.werfueled on instagram! I realised that our drawings looked like they were in a continuity so I animated it.

I'm working on the colors right now, I will post the final version soon

#this is BEYOND STUNNING are you SERIOUSSSS #i cannot wait for the finished product holy shitttt #cookie run #vanilla milkshake

pollinois

hi wayne

#loooove the green highlights on him #hylics

selkiewizard

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

selkiewizard

The bus fucking bit me

#the gale pfp really enhances this for some reason

fooliestofall

regular cat food

#yummy plant #hylics

peri-dot-j

BOTW's story works a lot better than TOTK's story because of the difference in their driving questions.

For BOTW, the main question you ask from the start is "Who am I?" and also "What happened to Hyrule?" You learn the answers to these questions over time as you journey across the land and remember things about your past. The answer to "who am I" is "I am the chosen hero," and the answer to "what happened" is "We failed to save everyone." When you learn that, the goal changes from "go and do the quests because the old lady said to" to "Do what you couldn't do back then and save everyone."

In TOTK, the question is "Where the heck is Zelda?" and it's not your question, it's everyone else's. All the NPCs want to know where she is and you're just kind of standing there while everyone discusses it. And then the game throws you an early game side quest where they tell you exactly what happened to Zelda, and then you just have to putter around for 99 years and watch everyone run blindly towards Fake Zelda while you just follow them without saying anything until the final hour.

And then they force you to listen to the exact same spiel about the Imprisoning War, 4 separate times, without changing a single word. Whereas in BOTW, you get to learn about the Champions and who they were and their relationship to you, and explain the Calamity to you in one cutscene.

Plus, they don't expand on anything from BOTW in TOTK. Link and Zelda are just living perfectly fine in society despite having basically been dead for a century. And instead of expanding on the Sheika mythos, they just try and pretend they never existed and put the Zonai in their place as the Ancient Precursor Race with all the Ancient Technology That's Been Lost To Time.

So yeah, I'm a little bit disappointed in the story of TOTK. BOTW had an interesting narrative that meshed well with the open world format and was executed perfectly. TOTK just had an excuse plot with no substance.

#oh my god speak on it #exactly what i was thinking #loz #breath of the wild

grimeowkin

My wife

#ughh so gorgeous #elden ring

lykonic

Everything you've ever felt, believed, or chosen - your entire life!

#oh this is gorgeous #cookie run #vanilla milkshake

mortalityplays

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

#my sister had an interesting perspective she told me about when i turned 20 #she was just like ''youre 0 years old now. and when you turn 21 youll be 1''#idk how serious she was being but that still stuck to me completely seriously #because like yeah holy shit i do feel like a baby!!!!