BisTheFairy @bisthefairy - Tumblr Blog

If anybody wants a Bis drawing, I'm trying commissions out for the first time in years. Specifically *this* type of drawing

Two slots available, slot status in bio, see below the cuts for other examples of drawings in this style

nudityandnerdery

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

rabid-transcendentalist

winteriine

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

mintflavoredart

dajo42

one. hundred. baltoys.

dajo42

one hundred baltoys btw if you even care.................

dajo42

for reference these are the yuka morii baltoys from silver tempest. yuka morii makes actual clay models of the pokemon for the card art which makes a lot of sense for baltoy because its made of clay in lore!!! these cards cost like 2 pennies each so this was not an especially expensive endeavour. the sleeves cost more than the total value of the cards including shipping. i could only get a 96 card binder because of the mathematics of page layouts so i gently affixed a sleeve gently protecting baltoy to the inside and outside of the front and back covers too to make it an even 100 baltoys. 100 baltoys 100 baltoys 100 baltoys

dajo42

every pokemon is somebodys favourite deniers in shambles when i show them the 100 baltoys binder

dogsandphilosophers

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

chemkitt

wiggling and giggling

#classics

sicknastyjr

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

kooldewd123

stupid running joke i love is how every single splatoon campaign has some moment where the idols are like "surely you recognize us, the world-famous squid sisters/off the hook/deep cut" and the player character just. doesn't. because normally the punchline of this sort of joke is that haha they aren't actually that famous, they just have an overinflated sense of ego, but that is demonstrably not the case here. these are actual bona-fide megastars who just so happen to keep enlisting god's most autistic soldiers. the universe is conspiring against them to find the single most out-of-the-loop person in the world at any given moment and send them to save the day. this rocks. i hope they never stop pulling this shit

lesbx

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

lesbx

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

bosspigeon

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this